Never let it be said that I don't listen to my readers. That's what we're all about here at Dave's Long Box: craven populist boot-licking!
I had some requests/complaints about broken links for some of the Lame-Ass Villain entries, so here is a complete list. Click on the name of the lame-ass villain you would like to read more about!
The Vulture - Old guy + wings = lame.
Anaconda - My nickname in college. Believe it or not, Anaconda is female.
Man-Elephant - My other nickname in college.
Cheetah - Half-man, half-animal -- all pimp.
Turner D. Century - Must be seen to be believed.
Vibro - I can think of 100 better things to do with Vibro's powers than becoming a villain.
Slipknot - 20' of rope and a costume is all you need to become a villain.
Karkas - Despite the picture, he has no opposable thumbs!
Modam - Godamn!
Orca - There be whales here!
The Slug - Somebody else must have given The Slug his villain name.
Unus - That's his name, I didn't make it up.
Master Pandemonium - The original Master P
Dr. Dorcas - Dork-ass? Yes.