Very nice, very nice. Reminiscent of Klaus Meine - moments before being pegged in the throat during a live show in Seattle. "Fuck You Seattle, Fuck you..."
Surely Thor And The Warriors Three will be starting their stadium tour up here in Minnesota, land of the Vikings?Pity poor Loki. He was of course the original drummer, but creative differences led to him being replaced by Volstagg.
"My throat! Somebody threw a camera at my throat! Fuck you, Seattle! The Scorpions will not be rocking you like the hurricane tonight!"True story, I saw that show. Some ass threw a Kodak up at The Scorps and struck poor Klaus in the larynx!
I don't have anything to add other than that my verification word "uigkk" was probably the sound Klaus made when the camera hit him.
That's my next desktop right there!
"Surely Thor And The Warriors Three will be starting their stadium tour up here in Minnesota, land of the Vikings?"Yep, and the stage set is transported in 15 longboats.
I bet that's really just lil' Glenn Danzig.
NO.COME BACK IN TEN MINUTES.
And to your left, putting his drink on the stage and being acknowledged by band, is Beatle Bob!http://www.traumateamgo.com/Images/bbtt.jpgIf Thor's playing here (St. Louis MO) he's gonna have to give a shout-out to Beatle Bob.Or we'll beat the crap out of him like we did Axl Rosehttp://www.cochonsalemontreal.com/video/st-louis.qt
I think we could get more support for beating the crap out of Beatle Bob.
Yeah, but the way he's all in dark silhouette, everyone would get all excited ("Thor! Play 'Freebird!'") only to be revealed Thunderstrike and the Handsome Troll Quintet.Though I'd so hang myself from a tree and poke out an eye to hear Thor yell, "Foul villain! No warrior of golden-spired Asgard wouldst prostrate thusly with 'Freebird'! Surely thou are set upon me by mine half-brother, Loki! Prepare thyself! Hogun, set thine lightning-fueled ax to 'reverb'! For Odin! For Asgard!"Being Thor, he won the mosh-pit.
Yeah!The Odinson cannot hear you!YEAH!
You definitely, DEFINITELY, don't want to even think about beaning Thor with a water bottle.
I bet he has to write the name of the city on the back of Mjolnir like Spinal Tap in order to remember what city he's rocking.
I can verify that he does indeed like to rock n roll all night but he does not party every day.Me and two other chicks got a plaster mold of his hammer once. Nothin' special.
Whoever's been charged with the revival of Thor should take heed of this. THIS is the Thor I'd like to read. Though Blood Oath has been pretty cool.
You know that he has to have some roadie (Jarvis?) tape a sheet of paper with the name of the town he's rocking to the back of Mjolnir, though, so he doesn't get embarassed by shouting out to Omaha when he's in St. Louis.And yes, Thor's huge in Omaha.
I'm sorry, but I am unready and unable to rock.
My (Asgardian) God, someone needs to do a oneshot or miniseries recasting Thor and the Warriors Three as a raock group, with lots of Spinal Tap style shenanigans.I nominate Dan Slott."By my father's beard, the Warriors Three will not suffer Dazzler as a supporting act! Summon forth our manager, blaggart!"
crud, sorry arizonateach, I somehow missed your posting the same joke above. Me suck.
Oh, wait.Dave - is he talking to St. Lous the city, or, is he talking to, y'know, Saint Louis.I mean, he is a god and all.
For those about to rock, Thor salutes you.
Millar really missed the boat in Ultimates by making him an activist. He could have even worked the "Is he an Asgardian god, or just batshit insane angle?" in there but given us rock 'n' roll Thor instead.
Rock God Thor in San Francisco!http://isotopecomics.com/
A GWAR Concert?Or is this Sebastian Bach?Either way, Thor is ready to Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock!
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