I had some requests/complaints about broken links for some of the Lame-Ass Villain entries, so here is a complete list. Click on the name of the lame-ass villain you would like to read more about!
The Vulture - Old guy + wings = lame.
Anaconda - My nickname in college. Believe it or not, Anaconda is female.
Man-Elephant - My other nickname in college.
Cheetah - Half-man, half-animal -- all pimp.
Turner D. Century - Must be seen to be believed.
Vibro - I can think of 100 better things to do with Vibro's powers than becoming a villain.
Slipknot - 20' of rope and a costume is all you need to become a villain.
Karkas - Despite the picture, he has no opposable thumbs!
Modam - Godamn!
Orca - There be whales here!
The Slug - Somebody else must have given The Slug his villain name.
Unus - That's his name, I didn't make it up.
Master Pandemonium - The original Master P
Dr. Dorcas - Dork-ass? Yes.
Hey your forgot captain koma
ReplyDeleteHe's a real lame-ass. So lame Wolverine wouldn't kill him.
Captain Koma? Aptly named.
ReplyDeleteSince when is Karkas a villain?
ReplyDeleteI'm Chalk!
Dave, always remember, there's no such thing as a stupid character, only stupid writers, stupid stories, stupid comic books, stupid costumes, stupid powers, and stupid characters.
ReplyDeleteWait...
Is there going to be a contest for who gets stupidest character of all time?
ReplyDeleteI think I've already clinched that with Captain freakin' Boomerang!
ReplyDeleteI think we'll have to see your 100 better uses for Vibro's powers next.
ReplyDeleteYeah, thanks for reminding me about the Master Bates joke (in the Master Pandy link). Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThat was my nickname at high school...
..erm, because my surname is Bates and being a kid at the time my title would be Master not Mister. Not because of any other reason. Nope. Just thought I'd make that clear. Ahem.
Good list. May I also throw Paste-Pot Pete up for consideration?
ReplyDeleteI love the vulture--in the hands of the right writer he's an amazing character study--and that's been done a copule of times for some great comics.
ReplyDelete(I'd have to go look them up for which SPidey series & issue#'s
That said the other villains there are lame--especially Turner D Century.
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