Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I loves me the old comic book ads

"Bill, you're taking a long time reading that report. Why do you read so slowly?"

"I don't know, boss. I'm fuckin' plodding over here!"

"You know, Bill, a lot of people don't realize how fast, accurate reading can bring extra pleasure and success in everything they attempt to do."

"Everything? Will fast, accurate reading bring me extra pleasure and success with the ladies? Or how about with golf? Will it make washing my large dog any easier?"

", Bill."

"Okay, then."

"Just read the report if you can, idiot."


David Campbell said...

I'm not sure what the hell he has in his mouth... All I know is that he is plodding.

Anonymous said... his pants.

David Campbell said...

Anonymous wins.

thekelvingreen said...

Clearly his problem is that he's not actually looking at the book he's reading. I'd imagine that'd slow you down a tad.

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I could almost look back on his FF with fond memories except for Johnny and Alicia getting married. I mean, ugh. I know the way they fixed it after he left (by making Alicia into a Skrull) sucked giant donkey dicks, but it was still better than Byrne's arbitrary manner of mucking it up in the first place0