I'm excited to announce that this week is No Profanity Week at Dave's Long Box.
That's right, this entire week my posts will be completely devoid of any swearing.
I've come to realize that I have a mouth like a longshoreman and that darn it, I want the kids to be able to read and enjoy Dave's Long Box without any foul language. Plus, a lot of folks read this at work, and although I don't, you know, put swear words in bold type or anything, I want people to feel comfortable reading this at work. For a whole week - seven full days - there will be no cussin'. Who knows, if it goes well, I may even have No Gratuitous Use Of Italics Week.
The unofficial sponsor of No Profanity Week is none other than Nature Boy Ric Flair, the best darn wrestler ever! Every time I make it through a post without any dirty words, Ric Flair will congratulate me as only he can.
Wish me luck everybody!