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- David Campbell
- Poet, dancer, and friend of animals everywhere.
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Greatest Hits
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March
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- Senator Calls For "Sentinel Bra"
- The Dave’s Long Box First Anniversary Spectacular!
- Beware the Juggernaut, my homey!
- A cheap gag
- MARVEL FANFARE #18 Marvel Comics, 1985
- Blogger, why you hate me so much?
- COLOSSUS #1 Marvel Comics, 1997
- WILDCATS #1 Image Comics, 1999
- No Post Today!
- El DIABLO #1 DC Comics, 1988
- Dave's Long Box presents Out-of-Context-Theater
- ALPHA FLIGHT #6 Marvel Comics, 1984
- POWER MAN AND IRON FIST #124 Marvel Comics, 1986
- Off-topic: The Most Bad-Ass Cat Ever
- BATMAN & THE MONSTER MEN #2 DC Comics, 2006
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March
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20 comments:
Cheap gag? Hardly.
"Your mom" jokes are always satisfying dirty fun, worthy of doing.
Like your mom.
Hah!!!
I need to answer more questions with "Your Mom!" in my day-to-day life.
Dave,
You need to give back Dr. Doom's time-platform.
I see that you went into the FUTURE to Saturday the 25th to post this little gag-strip.
See? THAT's why mere-mortals aren't allowed to play with the really COOL toys.
It always boils down to a "your mom" joke.
Why do you think Benjamin Franklin was trying to harness electricity?
Because he was desperately trying to power HIS own time-platform in order get back at ME for when I and Nikola Tesla went back in time and pulled a "yo mamma" joke on HIM.
And even THAT could have been avoided if Ben hadn't come to the FUTURE to pull a "your maternal parent" gag on ME at a time BEFORE I went back in time to pull it on HIM!
Lucky for me Tesla popped into my time to see if he could get HIS time-platform fixed (at a Midas of all places) when it kept slipping outta gear.
Time travel is a messy business.
But...it was worth it.
We laughed and laughed.
Ahhh. good times.
~P~
P-TOR
word verification:
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onomatopoeia of the time-platform slipping out of gear.
Captain America would never say "Your mom."
He would say "Your mother."
Dave, Harvey Jerkwater and dweeze: You motherfuckers all crack me up.
Eh....Just like your moms?
That's, "Sir, your mom, sir."
OOOOH!! DAMN!! Take that, you arsonist dirty cop crybaby! Cap just snapped on your mom! Now you know how bad you suck! Live with that!
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? IT WORKS EVERY TIME, JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK.
Thank god I'd finished my cola.
Why are cheap jokes always the best?
Good value for money?
had I the time, energy, inclination, scanning equipment, and a black hole at the center of my heart that needed an urgent filling, I'd create one of those snarky mocky comics websites, and I'd clip out old panels, and I'd make them ALL mom jokes.
were someone else to take up this worthy endeavor, I would read it every freaking day.
that was awesome.
Good value for money?
Just like... your mom.
That was seriously low-hanging fruit.
Word verification: brbznq
Be right back, taking Zanex and NyQuil.
That was seriously low-hanging fruit.
Like, er, uh, your mom?
God damn it. That didn't work.
Word verification: brbznq
Be right back, taking Zanex and NyQuil.
Except that it's spelled "Xanax". Zoloft and NyQuil, then.
God damn it. That didn't work.
Just like your mom.
Your mom works hard, though. For her money. On the streets. Walking them. She's a whore, is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, I'm never been good at mom jokes.
Dave- Take a look at this image and let me know what you think. http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_digbysblog_archive.html#114318301693856827
jzuarzdd- a servitor of the jaguar/lizard god.
Let's get off the subject of mothers, 'cause I just got off of yours.
word verification: iwhimyw
the sound of JM Barrie's coffee grinder
Cap meant it! The flag is like a mother to us all!
Flag-Smasher was a badass villain!
He owned a secret organization & a small country in Asia!
His name just sucks!
Exclamation Point!
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