Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Batman on acid!


Increase the tempo! Ignore the target! Attack the other someplaces!
Batman is freaking out.
This is a Joker-induced hallucination from Batman #294 (1977), so don't worry. Batman doesn't really do drugs, kids. I just want to be the #1 search result for "Batman on acid." Goals are important, kids.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Attack the other someplaces?!? Sweet Jesus that's awesome.

The Tensor said...

Batman's using the process of elimination. That's just common sense.

For further amusement, I suggest [warning: shameless self-link] another set of fictional icons on drugs.

Anonymous said...

if the Joker had really brought his A game, he'd have had the "other someplaces" populated with orphans or puppies.

And then, you know, laughed and laughed.

SallyP said...

well ya know...if you just flail about wildly, odds are that you are going to hit SOMEthing! I'm not sure that this is up to Batmans' usual meticulous planning but sometimes you just have to wing it.

sterg said...

Ok, I can't stand it. Even though Chris Arndt is going to paint me as a commie pinko gut-puke liberal:

Batman's playing Taboo, and his phrase is "recent US foreign policy."

Bully said...

odds are that you are going to hit SOMEthing

Hopefully Jason Todd! Whee!

"Sorry, Robin, I accidentally hit you while under the Joker's thrall."
"(sniff) I'm tellin' Leslie."

Bill said...

That first panel would make a great T-shirt. Or album cover. Or 3rd-gen photocopy poster for a local band.

Anonymous said...

Don't take the Brown Acid....

Anonymous said...

Now this is why I read this blog.

And kids, remember - acid is bad, black coffee is good. Have your parents brew you a pot of black coffee now!

Word verification: batme. Or "please bat me some coffee, man"

ghostman said...

Yeah, there were a lot of people experiencing "Joker-induced hallucinations" in 1977.

Rande said...

Sterg,

Chris can label you all he wants, but I thought that was pretty freaking funny.

Songino said...

I like how he says "if he's not where he should be, he must be someplace else!" like he just discovered a new law of physics or something.

ohgrl said...

Chris be darned, that was hi-larious, sterg.

However, Dave I regret to inform you that you're not #1 at Google (it's deviantart.com). But maybe you can help #2 with their dilemma. Oh those chrazy chemistry people!

Tim Easy said...

THIS is why Dave's Long Box is the best blog in the entire milky way!

methane said...

Remember, you're not evaluating Batman's logic skills here, you're evaluating the logic skills of Batman on acid.

I'm sure he could still take out the entire Justice League as long as each member was also on acid. (Now that I've written that, why do I feel like DC will write that story in the next 5 years?)

gwalla said...

sterg: That was GOLDEN.

vericode: mnczz. The sound of me trying not to spray half-chewed sushi all over my screen when reading sterg's comment.

Anonymous said...

What? Is being the number one search result for Powergirl Boobs not doing it for you anymore?

jim treacher said...

There actually was a comic where Batman got dosed with acid.

Tim Easy said...

I'm tripping, I'm tripping, tripping in my plaid shirt!

Admiral Diego said...

systematically attack the other someplaces

Well, somebody killed something...that much is clear, at any rate.

In all seriousness, this reads like the anthologized lyrics of Led Zeppelin.

Anonymous said...

wtf?! The G0DD@#n3d Batman using chairs and lamps as weapons? This must be Bizarro-Bats!

And 'increase the tempo'? what did he forget to do the Bat-roebics?

Bully said...

Am I just freaking out, hopped up on goofballs, or does this post have a different font than the others?

nofacejim said...

Yeah, the goofballs thing. Don't sweat it - happens to the best of us.

Anonymous said...

Maybe goofballs, or maybe the Bat-Acid effect is spreading

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

"TRIPPING BALLS BATMAN" should be the next DC Direct figure-variant.

I'd buy this many!
(holds up lots of fingers)

~P~
P-TOR

Chaomona said...

#1 search result for batman on acid:

www.deviantart.com/deviation/21960774/

Hey common i'm bored

Frizbee said...

The last issue of Solo by Brendan McCarthy contained a story that was pretty darn close to being "Batman on acid!"

And it contained a brilliant line about "being pummeled in the area of the Wayne family jewels".

Bully said...

You're now the number one result on Google for "batman on acid" (in quotes), Dave. Fourth without quotes.

Chaomona said...

Without quotes your firs too, amn i'm bored again

mrmanatee said...

That's the worst way to justify blindly swinging chairs and lamps ever.

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