Real life has reared its ugly head and plunged its venomous fangs into my shoulder, so I cannot do a proper post. Instead, I leave you with a series of images of The Commando-in-Chief, The Motor City Madman, The Ten Fingers of Doom, The Nuge - Mr. Ted Nugent.
Ted always wondered why his babysitting business never took off in college.
I like to imagine that Ted is doing funny voices for the deer in this picture. "Hi, I'm Mr. Hatrack! Ted killed me dead with a clean heart shot from 50 yards! Wow!"
Why the terrorist threat alert is ONLY at yellow right now.
Find the person who is overcompensating in this picture!
I found this picture in Webster's Dictionary under the word "manhood."
Nugent. Trout. Two great tastes that go great together.
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What about Wango Tango?
"Find the person who is overcompensating in this picture!"
I can't!
Ahh, Ted Nugent. Michigan's premier redneck type person.
I will never sleep again because of that picture of the Nuge with trout. Thank you for that.
...and let's not forget the Whiplash Bash, either (much as we might wish to).
best word verification ever: "boobelwe."
--Insert your own joke here (i.e. "Ted Nugent loves guns, guitars and boobelwes!!).
I actually like ted because he makes no bones about his politics, his lifestyle, or his schadenfreude. And it looks like he has that trout in a Stranglehold.
word verif "drpxzp"
If you get him to perscribe things backwards he is banished back to his own dimension.
Terrible Ted is one of those guys I like even though I know damn good and well I shouldn't.
That trout is either about to go in to or just came out of Nuge's pants.
While we're at it: "Intensities in Ten Cities."
Ah, Nuge. Ever the wit.
Ted Nugent performed at our county fair last summer. The highlight apparently was when he called some Asian folks in the audience "chinks." People cheered. I love this country.
word v: zrcwco, which is both a handy sealant for your driveway and cleans kitchen counters fast!
Damn Ted Nugent for not running for governor of Michigan!
Somehow it seems like you took just as much time making this post as you would have a real one. :)
You all know Ted briefly flirted with vegan cooking, right? :)
Didn't he have those classic ads in which the top of his guitar is a machine gun? And this was years before Desperado, mind you.
Word verification: ztspclw, the sound effect made when the Nuge shoots a deer with an elephant gun.
"Find the person who is overcompensating in this picture!"
This cracked me up.
Great line!
Ah, the Nuge, who once said, on camera, that Janet Reno was "worse than Hitler." When the interviewer repeated that back to him, he paused and said, "well, I guess no one's worse than Hitler."
My favourite Nugent line was during an interview on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and Conan asked him what he would do if he found out his children were vegetarians and he said: "I would beat the living hell out of them"
There's an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit! where Nugent actually does make a deer carcass talk, working the jaw and doing a funny voice. I think it's the PETA episode.
He's a witty asshat though.
"Detroiters aren't more violent than everyone else. We're just better shots."
Ah, it's good to be FROM Detoit.
Ever heard White Buffalo? Man, those are some deft riffs.
Plus, I appreciate a man as openly misanthropic as the Nooge.
Seriously though... what about Wango Tango?
Great White Buffalo is one of the best goddamn rock songs ever made - seriously. If I ever do a musical F*@% Yeah Files, that song is on there.
Wango Tango, on the other hand, is like the companion piece to Sweet's Ballroom Blitz. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that is a good or a bad thing.
Every time I feel tempted to rip on Texans, I remember that Michigan gave us Ted Nugent.
bqzisfuy: contemptuous sputtering noise made towards Basquiat-inspired "art" found in coffee house franchises.
Ted Nugent is God!
Ah, yes...GREAT White Buffalo. I am abashed. That's what I get for posting without previewing, I guess.
Still...awesome song.
Ted Nugent was spawned from the eighth heart of Chuck Norris, having lost it when he quit Texas Ranger
He is insane as seen in the pictures & cannot vote due to that fact.
Didn't he have a reality show where he would hunt people down on his private island like "The Most Dangerous Game?"
The last one standing got his bow or got to live or something
And I don't think that Zebra pattern will work IN THE FOREST!
Him & the trout are life-partners
He has a thing for loinclothes apparently
& has recently made deer huzzah him after killing them!
verif:
velric-
the planet of psychos that the Nuge comes from.
He seems like a crazy Daredevil villain or Green Arrow
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Real life has reared its ugly head and plunged its venomous fangs into my shoulder, so I cannot do a proper post. Instead, I leave you with a series cialis of images of The Commando-in-Chief, The Motor City Madman, The Ten Fingers of Doom, The Nuge - Mr. Ted Nugent.
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