Here's a panel from Ultraforce, taken out of context. Although it's unclear what the hell he's talking about, I think I'm going to adopt that phrase for my own personal use:
- "Dude, if you take the last beer I will fucking shorten you!"
- "You kids be quiet or so help me God, I will pull this car over and shorten the both of you!"
- "I feel like you're not treating me with respect and dignity. Everytime I try to express my feelings it feels like you're shortening me. And that hurts."