Saturday, December 22, 2007

Captain Kirk, please... get some help.

You ever have a friend who is just... different when he/she drinks? I'm not saying that Jim Kirk has a problem, it's just that I get uncomfortable around him when he drinks. So do my dogs.

Dave's Long Box reader Meng Mantasoot inspired this post when he coined the term "The Bill Shatner Beer Face" which is best described by Meng in his own words (or he'll sue me):

"... [it is] a Shatner Acting Technique™ I've dubbed The Bill Shatner BeerFace™, whereby Shatner acts as he has either never tasted alcohol before or that it is of some unbelievable proof and potency as to cause him to wince, then grimace, then look at the glass to make sure it's the same beverage he was sure he poured into the glass. Works with beer, wine, liquor, Romulan Ale, Saurian Brandy and even plain old water. He basically does it when drinking any beverage..."


Anonymous said...

First, first, first!! hahhahahah all you non Long Box lovers suffer the ignom.. ignomin.. suffer the indignity. hahhahahahah

The Kirk bitter beer face, not to be confused with the feared Kirk gas face.

I'm sure the down-n-outs of the 25 century appreciate the fact that Night Train survived the spirit wars of 2098

Anonymous said...

What is this Dave? One of those Star Trek time warps? One day no updated posts, then the next four days worth?

Dave? Dave? What are you doing Dave?

Hey?!!? Are there in 2001 Space Odyssey comics?

word verification "legzp" a dreaded/adored Deltan orgy maneuver.

Anonymous said...


glad to see The Beer Face is getting some much deserved press. forgot to mention there's a "pudding variant" to the BSBF also...


Anonymous said...

Get on board for the Night Train!

Silver Satin or Thunderbird is next

Anonymous said...

To be sung like Mike Nelson trying to sound like John Carradine:

"Drink Night Train
Go to the basketball game
Throw up under the bleachers"

MST3K, how I miss you.

Anonymous said...

Drinking it hard and
drinking it fast

Making that tasty Romulan ale last!

Beer face ...
to the end.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that last one is Night Train and not some futuristic space bong?

Anonymous said...

You left out The Eeevil Kirk quote: "BRANDY!"

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