Dr. Scott's Dr. Doom Meme

Dr. Scott over at Polite Dissent kicked off this Dr. Doom meme, so I thought I would contribute. I'm always about a week behind when it comes to these blogosphere memes, but I'll bet I'm the only one who made an eye-fart joke, so that's something in my favor.

OK - still on hiatus. Pretend I'm not here and just carry on with your business.