Wednesday, September 13, 2006

By Request: The Severed-Head-Kissing Panel

I received a lot of (okay, one) requests for the panel in Grant Morrisson and Phillip Bond's Vimanarama where the Atlantean demon Ull-Shattan forces a member of the British Parliament to kiss the severed head of another MP. This macabre panel is noteworthy because it takes place in a comic book that otherwise has very little in the way of severed head kissing.

Now, I understand that cartoony depictions of forced necrophilic foreplay is not everyone's cup of tea, even if it is well drawn. Therefore, I have placed a picture of something cute in this post before the severed-head kissing panel for the benefit of the more sensitive or discriminating Dave's Long Box reader.

Here, then, is a cute picture of a baby panda:

Now move the kids away from the computer screen.

Here is the severed-head kissing panel:

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There. That wasn't so bad, was it? It's all pretend.

41 comments:

Greg said...

You freak. Exploiting baby pandas like that. Sicko! Where's James Dobson when you really need him?????

ghostman said...

What, no tongue?!

Anonymous said...

Thank gosh that is just for pretend and not for reals.

philip said...

That moment in the comic was so completely over-the-top that I find it hard to fathom anyone being troubled by it.

Maybe I have a problem.

Eric said...

It would be funnier if the guy was going "Mmmmmmwah!"

Elliott said...

replace the severed head with a female corpse and you have my last date.

Big Al said...

What did that baby panda do to deserve this?

And since your taking request… I demand thorough coverage of the ass-kickery that is Chaykins and Mignolas Ironwolf.

Chaomona said...

Yummy... parts of the spinal cord are still hanging out any everything... makes me want a juicey steak... *cough*

I think I prefer the cute baby panda

Anonymous said...

you evil evil man!
I come to your blog and see a picture of a baby panda, I naturally assume this is a post about baby pandas, I lower the page to see more pictures of baby pandas, and suddenly there is a picture of a demon making two heads kiss!!!
my poor innocent mind was corrupted.
but I will not forget your ways of vile and cruel deception.

Bully said...

Next up for the baby panda: whomping gangster heads off in The Punisher.

Invinver said...

Is it me, or did Chaomona just say that she'd prefer to eat the baby panda rather than a juicy steak?

Christ, you release one hellish Atlantean with a somewhat asocial head-kissing fetish and the entire blogosphere loses its basic understanding of civilized society.

For the last time: steaks are much more juicy than baby panda. And less stringy too!

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

You have warped my fragile mind.

Now that I have the taste of it,
I need more.

More!

MORE!!!!!

~P~
P-TOR

Chaomona said...

invinver, I wouldn't not like to eat a baby panda... i'm cruel.. but common now.. that's just inhuman. ^-~ To re-word my reply so that I do not sound like a panda eater... I prefer the PICTURE of the panda more than the severed head.. although it's a well drawn severed head.. I just don't find it as cute ^_^... there so to the members of PETA out there, i don't eat pandas.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Awww, that's the cutest widdle severed head I've ever seen.

Elliott said...

does baby panda taste like chicken?

As an aside, Dave has pictures of cute little pandas and cute little seals any odds that his bed is covered with cute little teddy bears and throw pillows?

ghostman said...

elliott said:
"any odds that his bed is covered with cute little teddy bears and throw pillows?

Dave's married, so I bet the odds are high. Especially for the throw pillows. I've known women that cover the entire bed with a defensive layer of throw pillows, apparently to protect it in case of a meteor strike or something.

Mike Haseloff said...

Isn't this some kind of political tradition in Quebec?

Evan Waters said...

I guess this proves it's not content, but presentation. Another artist or writer would linger on that long enough to make it really unpleasant (see much of DC's output in the last two years), but as shown it's just kinda weird and grody and cool.

running42k said...

That panda has pure evil in it's eyes.

Christopher said...

This STRONGLY reminds me of a scene from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, where Squidward gets shrunk to the size of a doll and Patrick makes him kiss a pickle.

Really, if you were to replace the severed head with a gigantic pickle, it would basically be the exact same scene.

Elliott said...

I've known women that cover the entire bed with a defensive layer of throw pillows You've met my wife then. There are, I s#!+ you not, thirteen pillows on my bed ALL useless for sleeping.

Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

13 pillows? Only 13? She's such a piker. A REAL married woman has 13 dozen....

And one severed head to kiss her goodnight, right before she eats a Panda's eyeball.

Dr. Doom said...

Doom is not above stealing other peoples good ideas. When Doom rules Earth, there will be much more severed head kissing.
George Bush, pucker up for Abe Lincoln!
Tony Blair, pucker up for Margret Thatcher!("No, please, Doom, Let me kiss Winston Churchill!" MMMWAHAHAHA!!)
Doom thanks you, Dave, for bringing this to Doom's attention.

Senor Cheeseburger said...

If i was a giant robot I'd be doing that, like, all the time.

totally.

ghostman said...

My girlfriend has the pillows (boy, does she!), plus a roomful of stuffed animals--I swear, it's like a Toys 'R' Us exploded. It's a pain, but she has plenty of endearing qualities (like being extremely naughty) so I let it go.

Anonymous said...

We must be careful what we pretend to be,since we become what we pretend to be....what?What?WHAT? Stop STAReING AT ME!

Elliott said...

naughty is good, my wife's idea of seduction is calling me at work and saying the kids are sleeping over at friends. Of course being a guy a leave work early.

and be very nice to her pillows.

Elliott said...

Dave, how about reviewing something from Spyboy? I'd do it myself except... well I suck. Anyway, I love this place, other than slashdot and zcult it's the only place I check EVERY day.

The Mutt said...

Ull-Shattan, huh? I think we've found an arch-enemy for The Rolling Head of Pantha.

Scott King said...

Looks like a Romantic Comedy.

Gabriel Villa said...

You know... I really don´t like comics soo much; Yes, I have a bunch of them, but not enough to check your blog every day (like I do).
The thing is: Your posts are BRILLIANT! Fucking Brilliant!
That Baby panda make me a better person. I mean that.
Keep up the good work!

lestat said...

Squidward kissing a pickle on SpongeBob? What kind of subliminal messagery (a Bush-ism) is that?

call me jack... said...

psst: dave, scroll to the bottom

Last but not least, Marvel announced that Alan Davis would continue to be exclusive to the company. After Fantastic Four: The End the famous creator will work on bringing back Clan Destine.

Chaomona said...

To go to the defence of women and our throw pillows... they're COMFY! sure not for sleeping with, but when your alone, with ice cream a movie and a throw pillow to maul with clinging hugs, it makes you a happier person, and the pillow doesn't care if you drop ice cream on it or hug it to hard! Plus, it just looks pretty, that pretty things are unresistable. Of course, for having so many... a girl has to have selection doesn't she?

redlib said...

Hmm, we have that in our young adult section of the library. Never read it, but the cover seemed sort of Bollywood-colorful. No idea there was detached head kissin'!

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