Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Why Saliva Strand Syndrome affects only men

Because seriously, nobody wants to see this:


Okay, maybe some people want to see that, but not Dave. I like to think of Wonder Woman as someone with flawless oral hygiene and normally functioning salivary glands.

18 comments:

RobB said...

...and who's to say that is actually saliva in Wonder Woman's mouth?

C'mon, ALL of you were thinking it.

Rob Schamberger said...

With as angry as she looks there, I'm guessing the guy didn't warn her that he was about to 'go'.

RobB said...

We've seen Norman Osborne's "O" face, could this be Diana's "O" face?

Dweeze said...

Damn. Only three comments and I'm already two comments late on making a tasteless joke.

Anonymous said...

And here I was gonna' suggest we all take the high road, since Dave himself didn't go there...

Alas, it was too strong a temptation to resist...like donuts for Homer or 20 variant covers for Avatar...

Harvey Jerkwater said...

...and who's to say that is actually saliva in Wonder Woman's mouth?

C'mon, ALL of you were thinking it.


Yeah, it's true.

Man, that Wonder Woman must love fluffernutter sandwiches. That marshmallow fluff stuff does get your mouth all gummy. You gotta drink a lot of water with those, or you get white strands between your teeth.

...what?

RobB said...

Thanks Harv, that's exactly what I meant. Schamberger turned it ugly, and at that point, I couldn't resist.

But who doesn't love the Fluff?

Anonymous said...

Why do her arms bend so unnaturally? Her forearms actually curve!

Anonymous said...

Re: the Deodato

I unerstand drawing all of his women wearing thongs... he's from Brazil and he's just drawing what he sees when he looks out the window.

Where is he seeing men and women with SSS syndrome? Are the beaches of Brazil full of rabies infected sun worshippers? Is everyone really angry there?

call me jack... said...

DAMMIT, the LESBIAN is supposed to be the one to make tasteless jokes about Womder Woman's excess saliva!! wait for me next time!!

Rob Schamberger said...

I was just talking about her being upset her boyfriend was leaving. What'd you guys think 'go' meant?

Anonymous said...

There was a woman pointed out in the last entry though, the lovely Modam. She may only be designed for Aerial Maneuvers, but she's still a woman damn it!

And there's a tasteless joke there I won't touch lest MODOK does what he does best to me.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone talking about fluffernutter or Wonder Woman being upset that her boyfriend left when you could be talking about all that jizz in her mouth?

/does not believe in irony
//likes to state the obvious

Scipio said...

Whoa.

Wonder Woman's a paste-eater.

Anonymous said...

They left out the word balloon:

"Okay, now rinse"

Anonymous said...

I noticed this first in the EC comics my mom had. Of course, the dialog spouted by the sufferer was usually something like, "...and THAT'S why I cut up her body and filed each part alphabetically! HAHAHA!"

Where, y'know, I think it kinda works.

-- John Nowak

Anonymous said...

They forgot to put the "Got Milk?" Logo somewhere...

Anonymous said...

Maybe somebody got bitten by a rattlesnake, and she just had to suck the poison out. (Hey, it could happen.) I bet you're all proud of yourselves now, making crude jokes while she's saving lives. Yeesh.