Thursday, September 01, 2005
BOOB WAR INTERRUPTED
Sorry, there will be no Boob War post on Friday* because I'm taking a little time off to get a colonoscopy. Ever had one? This will be my fourth or fifth medically sanctioned anal probe, and let me tell you something: it's no damn good.
So think of me, fellow comic geeks, for while you peruse the Internet I will be sedated in a hospital in Seattle while Dr. Caligula goes on a Fantastic Voyage deep inside my bowels. Be grateful that you are not getting mecically sodomized and take a moment to appreciate your healthy intestines. And tonight when you get home from school or work, give your significant other a kiss and hold them tight and just be happy that you are not getting "The Turkish Prison Treatment."
Think of me, dear reader, for when I am getting my colonoscopy, I will be thinking of you.
Actually, I'll just be thinking about Kevin.
*The good news is that I will be extending Boob War Week for another few days. More boobs for everyone, I say.