Thursday, March 31, 2005

COUNTDOWN TO INFINITE CRISIS DC Comics, 2005



In a nutshell: Blue Beetle dies and Max Lord is the bad guy.

SPOILER ALERT!

Hmm, maybe in the future I should place the spoiler alert in front of the actual spoiler. Something to remember for next time.

Okay, let’s start off the blog with a review of a recent comic book. I know, you were probably hoping for a review of Spectacular Spider-Man #116 or something, and I pull this contemporary shit on you. Sorry. But hey, if I bought it, it’s part of my collection, and thus eligible for review and or/mockery.

Countdown is a comic book loss-leader, an 80-page comic that costs a buck. It’s the opening salvo in this summer’s Crossover Wars, and the prelude to a metric assload of crossovers that DC has on tap. (Look, I used a triple-mixed metaphor.) Designed to entice the reader into purchasing the Infinite Crisis books that will follow, Countdown functions as an overview of the current post-Identity Crisis DC Universe, as well as a teaser for a mega-storyline featuring a suddenly evil Max Lord, Checkmate, a new version of O.M.A.C., and a sulking Batman.

A doomed Blue Beetle serves as sort of our tour-guide through the DCU as he draws closer to uncovering the plans of a shadowy government agency, whose xenophobic leader wants to eradicate superhumans with the help of some dangerous advanced technology. I was half expecting a bunch of Sentinels to show up. As I cruelly already mentioned, the mastermind of this DC version of Project: Wideawake is none other than Maxwell Lord, former financier of the Justice League. Previously Max has been portrayed as a smooth-talking, ethically challenged grifter who, deep down, is an okay guy. Here he shoots Blue Beetle in the head. I guess that’s what you call character arc.

Don’t get me wrong, I actually kind of like Countdown. It was only a buck, for God’s sakes. How can I complain? I always kind of liked Blue Beetle, but how bent out of shape should I get because they killed him off? It’s not like when they KILLED HAWKEYE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!! DAMN YOU BENNNDIIIS!!! Anyway, I can handle him getting killed, though it does perpetuate this disturbing trend of killing off characters in “event” comics. Like Hawkeye. Bendisss…

There is one really funny bit in the book: Beetle calls in a bunch of heroes to help him investigate a break-in at one of his company’s warehouses. Don’t get me wrong, I can see why you’d want Nightwing or Cyborg or Dr. Fate to look for clues, but what are all these other people doing there? It’s a hilariously contrived way of jamming as many heroes into the book as possible. What is Green Arrow going to do, fire a microscope arrow? There’s a great panel of all the heroes at the crime scene just sort of standing around contaminating any evidence that might be there. Power Girl is looking in a dumpster for God’s sake. Do you really need to call in Power Girl to check what’s inside the dumpster?

Countdown to Infinite Crisis gets extra points from me for including this line:

“It’s war with Thanagar!”

5 comments:

David Campbell said...

Correction: Power Girl is not actually looking in a dumpster, she's lifting something up. Still: stupid.

Bully said...

March 31, 2005.

2005. It's April 8, 2006 when I write this comment. "One Year Later."

Over a year's worth of preludes, countdowns, miniseries and whatnot...and we're still not done yet with the thing.

Man, they weren't kidding about Infinite Crisis.

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