Friday, October 27, 2006

What is Guy saying? You make the call!

Okay everybody, I'm going to beautiful Bend, Oregon for a week or so for some much needed R&R. Don't be sad, I've left you with a fun Guy Gardner meme activity to work on in my absence!

What is Guy Gardner saying to Mr. Miracle in the panel above? He looks pretty psychotic, doesn't he? Mr. Miracle looks a bit like Kelsey Grammer in that picture - and he also looks pretty disgusted. I'm asking you, Dave's Long Box reader, to modify or add to the above panel in any way you see fit and post it on your own blog. Don't have a blog? Send me the picture and when I get back I will post the ones I like best.

There, that should keep you little scamps busy. No parties in the house while I'm gone, and don't mess with the equalizer on my stereo! See you soon!

57 comments:

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

I'm just going to type my word balloons here.

Here's the PG version.

GUY:
"Hey! Nice head-condom! Haw haw haw!"

Mr. Miracle:
"This from a guy who's HAIR is cut to look like his head is a phallus and even wears a TURTLENECK!"


----

For the PG-13 treatment it would go like this:

GUY:
"Hey! Nice head-condom, DICK-HEAD! Haw haw haw!"

Mr. Miracle:
"This from a guy who's HAIR is cut to look like his head is a phallus and even wears a TURTLENECK! NOW who's the DICK-HEAD?"

badum-bump!

~P~
P-TOR

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

Here's another:

GUY:
"Nice cape. It's so...manly."

Mr. MIRACLE:
"Statistically, homophobes are merely trying to falsely cover their OWN subconscious desires. By the way...is GUY your REAL name or do you just use that to prove to yourself...and others...that you ARE a 'real' man."

"Oh. And didn't you turn into a WOMAN for awhile?"

GUY:
"..."

Zing!

~P~
P-TOR

paperghost said...

"Hey! these buns are like steel!"

geedeck said...

WEDGIE

Anonymous said...

"Does Dr. Doom know you stole his cape?"

paperghost said...

Gardner! That is not the place to store your boxing glove!

paperghost said...

....so seriously, does Shilo die in Seven Soldiers or what?

-AND-

....hey Scott, Didio says you're NEXT!

paperghost said...

*the barda files*

....so Scott, tell me the truth. Barda is just a dude in a wig, right?

and

what's it like to be dating a chick with bigger biceps than Superman?

and

...do you get to play mummy or daddy? bwahahaha!

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

Paperghost,

I was going to do much the same thing with how "butch" Barda is.

But, sadly, I was afraid she'd snap me like a twig.

Hell...even for a fictional woman, she could probably do it!

Yikes!

~P~
P-TOR

Hoosier X said...

Guy is saying:

"Who cares if Mark Foley wants to fuck boys? It's not like he wants to MARRY them or anything. I'm voting Republican because George Allen is so awesome!"

Anonymous said...

My take on what Guy is saying: Guy Gardner Meme. I would point out that I'm apparently the first person to actually follow Dave's instructions and post my version on my website, but if Dave's on vacation there's really no point in sucking up, is there?

flip fantasia said...

Hoosier X...that is dumb. I read everyone's before yours and I didn't realize I was smiling until I read yours because not only did smile turn into a frown, I got a nose bleed from how dumb it was.

Please try again.

Haole said...

"Is Little Scott enough for Big Barda?"

or...

"Do you call yourself Mr. Miracle because it's a miracle that the bad guys don't fall over laughing when they see you?"

or...

"You look like a Mexican pro wrestler."

or...

"I saw your wife on Justice League Unlimited, running around in that bikini. Y'ought to call her Big Bardas."

or...

"You must wear that body condom to cover up your embarassment over having to wear it."

paperghost said...

Corey, I just went to your blog and wet my pants with excitement at all the JLI stuff - especially the postcards (which by the way, I recently saw on EBay but was outbid - doh).

I'll be adding ye to my blogroll thing!

..uh...the above isn't a suggestion for the Guy Gardner meme.

That'd be weird though.

/ thinks

Anonymous said...

Booster (to Beetle): "Heh heh, he said 'blogroll'!"

Reverend Jim said...

Trying to turn a nonpolitical blog into a political blog kills the funny.

Elliott said...

Guy is saying

Hey, Scott? Ask Barda if she wants to see the REAL Mister Miracle!?!

Randy Jackson said...

"Bueno!

Bueno Excellente!!!"

Hoosier X said...

Sorry if I offended anyone. I know how much conservatives love political correctness when it suits them. I'll try to be more respectful of your "feelings" next time.

Winterteeth said...

Here you go kids. I am going to hell for this one.

here

political douchebaggery said...

Thanks for bringing me here, hoosier x! This blog was just way too enjoyable without me here to ruin it for everyone else!

Anonymous said...

GUY: Hey, Scott. I see they gave you one of those funnel collars to keep you from chewing your sore leg. Don't forget to take your heartworm pills!

HammerHeart said...

Guy: Yo Scott, did you ask Barda to autograph my bootleg "Superman and Big Barda, World's Nudest" porn video yet?

Rory said...

paperghost said...
"Hey! these buns are like steel!"

Totally beat me to the punch.

Corey Bond said...
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Corey Bond said...

Winterteeth wins. That is EXACTLY what Guy would ask Miracle (in a Mature Readers title, at least).

McGone said...
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McGone said...

Winterteeth wins. My lame entry can be viewed here:

http://mcgone.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Winterteeth wins by a long shot.

He's my considerably simpler entry, though...

Behold.

ohgrl said...

wellllll hoosier x, I'm afraid that's quite a stretch, even if Mr. Miracle does have the trademark Dick Cheney half-smirk.

I don't have a blog, so I'm sending my little gem off to Dave. Hope he posts it, or you'll never get to see it. :P

Phillip said...

I keep seeing the cover for "Gal Gardner, Warrior" down there, so I can only imagine Guy saying this:

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

Hooligan X said...

Christing fucktoad, McGone! That was well worth the cut-n-pastery to get that link. HIGHlarious!

Clark Kent said...

Love this comic review blog. Check out my blog at www.realhhot.com/blog.

Myst said...

Guy: Hey, aren't you Frasier?

Miracle Man: I've had other roles, you know. Like... like... *Sigh* Yes, I'm Frasier...

Pope Impious XXIII said...

"Hey Scott.. While you're out of town I plan on slipping a little something in Barda's Mother Box if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

Chris Arndt said...

Dave will be reported for his lack of juice on Guy Gardner week after the Jim Shooter post.

Anonymous said...

What, still no entry from Kevin Church?

RobB said...

"Your balls are showing!"

Anonymous said...

Guy: "Pft... you think YOUR chidlhood was rough? My dad was an alcoholic who beat me!"

Mikey said...

GG: Heheheheh

MM: Get your foot off my cape or I will shove your ring so far up your butt HAL JORDAN woudn't be able to get it back

rachelle said...
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rachelle said...

Ok, trying this link again:

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.blogspot.com

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

Glad I popped back to check on this thread.

WINTERTEETH by a landslide!

DAMN!

I know when I'm beat.

Too freakin' funny!
THAT should be a T-shirt!

~P~
P-TOR

Anonymous said...

Would you fuck me, Mr. Miracle? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.

Koala Mentala said...

GG meme contrib.

Anonymous said...

I vote for Mikey's.
It fits perfectly with their facial expressions.

Francesco

Pam said...

You should have gone to Super Cuts, like I did!

Mister Sinister said...

"Miracle! Who is that Dr. Impossible? Is he your gay partner?"

"Stop f'in sayin' that she-male! You were replaced by a black man, a teen, the second Spectre, & the original Lantern! You suck! Your mother was a hamster & your father SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

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