Thursday, July 28, 2005
Kobra Week! My scanner is busted!
Damn it, something's wrong with my scanner!
How can I continue to hail the King of Evil, Lord Naga-Naga, The Avatar of Chaos himself, without a scanner?
"Whaaat? Your ssscanner isss down? You foool!"
"Please, Lord Kobra - give me a moment to get it fixed so I can --"
"Your time hasss come, ssslave..."
"Wait a second, I just need to reinstall it or, or check the plugs or something..."
"Your excusssesss weary me, David. Ssstrangling or gasss?"
"Uhh... strangling, I guess."