Friday, August 10, 2007

Why you no post, Dave Campbell?

Take your pick:

a) I have been having annoyingly mittent (as opposed to inermittent) outages of my Internet service this week, which, in the words of David Lo-Pan, "pisses me off to no end."

b) I just finished a marathon tour of the LiveJournal slashfic community.

c) I shaved my head and began mixing GIANT BEER BOTTLES and psychoactives (like the guy below) which is not a good idea.

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Please, Dave. Lay off the Giant Beer. For your kids' sake.

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  2. Nuthin' wrong with a little slashfiction.

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  3. Anonymous7:01 PM

    A great, great movie.

    It's all in the reflexes...

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  4. Dave, you knucklehead, don't you know that "termittent" is the opposite of "intermittent"?

    "Mittent" just means it has gloves on.

    I exhort you to rectify this malapropism, post-haste.

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  5. Anonymous10:55 PM

    So you're Grant Morrison now?

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  6. I curse you for making me now know the definition of "slashfiction"...

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  7. Anonymous12:26 AM

    Am I the only one who now randomly uses the phrase "why you no post, Dave Campbell?" in everyday conversation?

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  8. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Slash is good for what ails you, Dave.

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  9. Hey, I got nothing against the slash. Whatever turns your crank is OK by me.

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  10. anyone that quotes Big Trouble in little China gets a pass...from anything

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