Friday, August 31, 2007

LOOK OUT!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while - let me make it up to you:

You gotta watch out, man! You could get kicked in the balls at any time! Just keeping you frosty.

18 comments:

  1. Cap was right to do it too: you can't leave the house in skin-tight jorts and expect to stay unkicked.

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  2. Anonymous5:52 AM

    Yep - wear spandex shorts as a uniform, and you're begging to get reefed in the Niagaras...

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  3. Anonymous11:37 AM

    is it sad that i know which comic this crotch shot came from?

    but thanks for the new post...i was becoming disheartened and lonely without your wonderful pics of truamatized testes.

    shane o-face

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  4. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Always, ALWAYS protect the huevos!

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  5. how can I stay "frosty" when I have white-hot bolts of withering pain exploding through my abdomen from my now Cap-booted testicles?

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  6. Anonymous4:58 PM

    You should have done this pic in the style of the Atari Cartridges.

    That'd be a kick ass game. Well, not ass, exactly, but you know...

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  7. Anonymous9:20 PM

    Heh. Cap is good enough that he doesn't need to fight dirty, and nice enough that he usually doesn't want to fight dirty. But that doesn't mean that he doesn't know how.

    Just ask Mr. Hyde about the first time Cap ran into him after Hyde tortured Jarvis--Cap was so pissed that he was smashing the edge of his shield into all sorts of vulnerable areas. I went back and looked, and Cap hit him in the throat, the gut, the bridge of the nose, the 'nadular region, and the back of the neck. All with an adamantium shield, because he was it his black-suited Captain identity at the time. (Issue #340) Pissing Cap off just isn't a good idea, even when you're a monster like Hyde.

    Or, for filthy mcmonkey, there's always the
    Atari game version.

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  8. Anonymous12:23 AM

    My favorite crotch shot is Luke Cage kicking ElektraSkrull in the vag...

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  9. Is it just the angle or is that a tiny, tiny foot?

    Not that that hurts any less, of course.

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  10. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Well, Cap grew up during the Depression, and back in those days people couldn't afford the sort of large extravagant feet that you kids take for granted today.

    They took the tiny dainty feet they got and were grateful.

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  11. Anonymous7:53 PM

    "Is it just the angle or is that a tiny, tiny foot?"

    I believe he's crotch-kicking the Hulk there, so his very large foot has found an even larger home. This only makes the Hulk angrier.

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  12. Anonymous8:53 AM

    LOL!

    where in the world did you get that from?

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  13. Anonymous10:37 PM

    Was it The Ultimates #5, which has already gotten the Dave's Long Box treatment?

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  14. I think it is important to note Cap is "ankling" Hulk in the 'nads, not using the more egregious steel boot tip. The motion is the same, but an ankling is less likely to cause long-term damage.

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