What is Guy Gardner saying to Mr. Miracle in the panel above? He looks pretty psychotic, doesn't he? Mr. Miracle looks a bit like Kelsey Grammer in that picture - and he also looks pretty disgusted. I'm asking you, Dave's Long Box reader, to modify or add to the above panel in any way you see fit and post it on your own blog. Don't have a blog? Send me the picture and when I get back I will post the ones I like best.
There, that should keep you little scamps busy. No parties in the house while I'm gone, and don't mess with the equalizer on my stereo! See you soon!
I'm just going to type my word balloons here.
ReplyDeleteHere's the PG version.
GUY:
"Hey! Nice head-condom! Haw haw haw!"
Mr. Miracle:
"This from a guy who's HAIR is cut to look like his head is a phallus and even wears a TURTLENECK!"
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For the PG-13 treatment it would go like this:
GUY:
"Hey! Nice head-condom, DICK-HEAD! Haw haw haw!"
Mr. Miracle:
"This from a guy who's HAIR is cut to look like his head is a phallus and even wears a TURTLENECK! NOW who's the DICK-HEAD?"
badum-bump!
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P-TOR
Here's another:
ReplyDeleteGUY:
"Nice cape. It's so...manly."
Mr. MIRACLE:
"Statistically, homophobes are merely trying to falsely cover their OWN subconscious desires. By the way...is GUY your REAL name or do you just use that to prove to yourself...and others...that you ARE a 'real' man."
"Oh. And didn't you turn into a WOMAN for awhile?"
GUY:
"..."
Zing!
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P-TOR
"Hey! these buns are like steel!"
ReplyDeleteWEDGIE
ReplyDelete"Does Dr. Doom know you stole his cape?"
ReplyDeleteGardner! That is not the place to store your boxing glove!
ReplyDelete....so seriously, does Shilo die in Seven Soldiers or what?
ReplyDelete-AND-
....hey Scott, Didio says you're NEXT!
*the barda files*
ReplyDelete....so Scott, tell me the truth. Barda is just a dude in a wig, right?
and
what's it like to be dating a chick with bigger biceps than Superman?
and
...do you get to play mummy or daddy? bwahahaha!
Paperghost,
ReplyDeleteI was going to do much the same thing with how "butch" Barda is.
But, sadly, I was afraid she'd snap me like a twig.
Hell...even for a fictional woman, she could probably do it!
Yikes!
~P~
P-TOR
Guy is saying:
ReplyDelete"Who cares if Mark Foley wants to fuck boys? It's not like he wants to MARRY them or anything. I'm voting Republican because George Allen is so awesome!"
My take on what Guy is saying: Guy Gardner Meme. I would point out that I'm apparently the first person to actually follow Dave's instructions and post my version on my website, but if Dave's on vacation there's really no point in sucking up, is there?
ReplyDeleteHoosier X...that is dumb. I read everyone's before yours and I didn't realize I was smiling until I read yours because not only did smile turn into a frown, I got a nose bleed from how dumb it was.
ReplyDeletePlease try again.
"Is Little Scott enough for Big Barda?"
ReplyDeleteor...
"Do you call yourself Mr. Miracle because it's a miracle that the bad guys don't fall over laughing when they see you?"
or...
"You look like a Mexican pro wrestler."
or...
"I saw your wife on Justice League Unlimited, running around in that bikini. Y'ought to call her Big Bardas."
or...
"You must wear that body condom to cover up your embarassment over having to wear it."
Corey, I just went to your blog and wet my pants with excitement at all the JLI stuff - especially the postcards (which by the way, I recently saw on EBay but was outbid - doh).
ReplyDeleteI'll be adding ye to my blogroll thing!
..uh...the above isn't a suggestion for the Guy Gardner meme.
That'd be weird though.
/ thinks
Booster (to Beetle): "Heh heh, he said 'blogroll'!"
ReplyDeleteTrying to turn a nonpolitical blog into a political blog kills the funny.
ReplyDeleteGuy is saying
ReplyDeleteHey, Scott? Ask Barda if she wants to see the REAL Mister Miracle!?!
"Bueno!
ReplyDeleteBueno Excellente!!!"
Sorry if I offended anyone. I know how much conservatives love political correctness when it suits them. I'll try to be more respectful of your "feelings" next time.
ReplyDeleteHere you go kids. I am going to hell for this one.
ReplyDeletehere
Thanks for bringing me here, hoosier x! This blog was just way too enjoyable without me here to ruin it for everyone else!
ReplyDeleteGUY: Hey, Scott. I see they gave you one of those funnel collars to keep you from chewing your sore leg. Don't forget to take your heartworm pills!
ReplyDeleteGuy: Yo Scott, did you ask Barda to autograph my bootleg "Superman and Big Barda, World's Nudest" porn video yet?
ReplyDeletepaperghost said...
ReplyDelete"Hey! these buns are like steel!"
Totally beat me to the punch.
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ReplyDeleteWinterteeth wins. That is EXACTLY what Guy would ask Miracle (in a Mature Readers title, at least).
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ReplyDeleteWinterteeth wins. My lame entry can be viewed here:
ReplyDeletehttp://mcgone.blogspot.com/
Yeah, Winterteeth wins by a long shot.
ReplyDeleteHe's my considerably simpler entry, though...
Behold.
wellllll hoosier x, I'm afraid that's quite a stretch, even if Mr. Miracle does have the trademark Dick Cheney half-smirk.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a blog, so I'm sending my little gem off to Dave. Hope he posts it, or you'll never get to see it. :P
I keep seeing the cover for "Gal Gardner, Warrior" down there, so I can only imagine Guy saying this:
ReplyDelete"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
Christing fucktoad, McGone! That was well worth the cut-n-pastery to get that link. HIGHlarious!
ReplyDeleteLove this comic review blog. Check out my blog at www.realhhot.com/blog.
ReplyDeleteGuy: Hey, aren't you Frasier?
ReplyDeleteMiracle Man: I've had other roles, you know. Like... like... *Sigh* Yes, I'm Frasier...
"Hey Scott.. While you're out of town I plan on slipping a little something in Barda's Mother Box if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
ReplyDeleteDave will be reported for his lack of juice on Guy Gardner week after the Jim Shooter post.
ReplyDeleteWhat, still no entry from Kevin Church?
ReplyDelete"Your balls are showing!"
ReplyDeleteGuy: "Pft... you think YOUR chidlhood was rough? My dad was an alcoholic who beat me!"
ReplyDeleteGG: Heheheheh
ReplyDeleteMM: Get your foot off my cape or I will shove your ring so far up your butt HAL JORDAN woudn't be able to get it back
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ReplyDeleteOk, trying this link again:
ReplyDeletehttp://livingbetweenwednesdays.blogspot.com
Glad I popped back to check on this thread.
ReplyDeleteWINTERTEETH by a landslide!
DAMN!
I know when I'm beat.
Too freakin' funny!
THAT should be a T-shirt!
~P~
P-TOR
Would you fuck me, Mr. Miracle? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.
ReplyDeleteGG meme contrib.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Mikey's.
ReplyDeleteIt fits perfectly with their facial expressions.
Francesco
"Miracle! Who is that Dr. Impossible? Is he your gay partner?"
ReplyDelete"Stop f'in sayin' that she-male! You were replaced by a black man, a teen, the second Spectre, & the original Lantern! You suck! Your mother was a hamster & your father SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
verif:
Vlnmwiur-
A green lantern bacterium from the deep recesses of a small tree root on Mogo!
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