Frightening. I'm from Illinois where Abe Warnings are taken very seriously. The early warning system went into effect after the devastating events of 1986's Attack o' Lincoln that nearly decimated Springfield.
harvey jerkwater, would Abe Froman - the Sausage King of Chicago - be able to join your team?
"And his stovepipe hat was black as sackcloth; his beard glittered with the blood of the unrighteous, his wart was like unto the astrodome; four-score and seven swords came forth from his mouth as he spake, saying, 'remain thee silent and be thought a fool, lest thou speakest and removeth all doubt.'"
Enough with this Hiatus week. Start the Daredevil week.
ReplyDeleteFrank.
You know what would rock?
ReplyDeleteA television show where Abe Lincoln, Abe Vigoda, and Abe Simpson got together to fight crime.
That'd be cool.
Love the sketches, but the lack of comic book reviews has forced me to rip you off on my own site. You asked for it.
ReplyDeleteOf course, my own reviews suck.
NO! OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE AND WORSHIP YOU, MR. PRESIDENT! HAVE MERCY! HAVE MERCY!!
ReplyDeleteFrightening. I'm from Illinois where Abe Warnings are taken very seriously. The early warning system went into effect after the devastating events of 1986's Attack o' Lincoln that nearly decimated Springfield.
ReplyDeleteharvey jerkwater, would Abe Froman - the Sausage King of Chicago - be able to join your team?
Okay, that's it.
ReplyDeleteYou and me are getting gay married, Campbell. That's all there is to it.
This is my favourite one so far.
ReplyDelete"And his stovepipe hat was black as sackcloth; his beard glittered with the blood of the unrighteous, his wart was like unto the astrodome; four-score and seven swords came forth from his mouth as he spake, saying, 'remain thee silent and be thought a fool, lest thou speakest and removeth all doubt.'"
ReplyDeleteHeh. And cn't you just imagine that face pronouncing General Zod guilty at the beginning of Superman: The Movie?
ReplyDeleteThe Floating Kryptonian Heads of Judgement so would've looked better wearing top hats.
Call Bryan Singer. Tell him to stop post-production at ONCE.
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