Speaking of your mom jokes... True story: A bunch of friends of mine were playing poker, including one guy who we'll call "Josh" (because that's his name) and his brother, "Justin". After a new hand had been dealt, Josh asked "What's wild?" to which Justin replied "Your Mom!". Justin needs to start thinking before he speaks.
I was once dating a woman with two teenage sons. The four of us were going out to dinner one evening when they started insulting each other. It was mildly amusing until the older boy (I think he was 15) called his younger brother a "mofo." I whipped my head around and asked him "you don't know what that means, exactly, do you?"
"Um... no..."
"I do. And if I ever hear you using it again, I'll make sure your mother does, too."
Later, while they were away from the table, their mother bullied me into telling her just what it was short for. When they returned, the older boy got a serious dressing-down -- but he STILL wasn't told what he meant.
Fighting with your brother is one thing, but there are some things you just don't call him... especially in your mother's presence.
The real answer to The Riddler's puzzler is: "The menu."
My favorite yo mama joke isn't even a joke; it's from Ice-T's O.G. album, in which he says, "Yo mama got two feet growing out of her titties. Bitch fell down and kept running."
"A social experiment to see if we can wax politically, muse about evolving social morays, or banter about the human condition while simultaneously keeping one foot firmly planted in juvenile "mom-joke" humor."
I cannot explain the profound allure the "your mom" joke has on me. It beckons to me...
ReplyDeleteIts amazing how many riddles can be answered "your mom."
ReplyDelete"Your mom" is a siren, leading sailors to their doom.
ReplyDeleteAnd your friends to her bedroom.
You know who'd make a good Hawkman?
ReplyDeleteYour mom.
Your right it is alluring.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Great. Now I'll be doing this all day.
Who'd win in a fight between Darth Vader and Spider-man?
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Ze problem, she iz solved!
My favorite is giving someone a phone message: "Hey, Joe called."
ReplyDelete"Joe who?"
"Joe MAMA!!"
Its amazing how many riddles can be answered "your mom."
ReplyDelete"What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs
in the evening?"
Hm. You're right!
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ReplyDeleteSpeaking of your mom jokes...
ReplyDeleteTrue story: A bunch of friends of mine were playing poker, including one guy who we'll call "Josh" (because that's his name) and his brother, "Justin". After a new hand had been dealt, Josh asked "What's wild?" to which Justin replied "Your Mom!". Justin needs to start thinking before he speaks.
I was once dating a woman with two teenage sons. The four of us were going out to dinner one evening when they started insulting each other. It was mildly amusing until the older boy (I think he was 15) called his younger brother a "mofo." I whipped my head around and asked him "you don't know what that means, exactly, do you?"
ReplyDelete"Um... no..."
"I do. And if I ever hear you using it again, I'll make sure your mother does, too."
Later, while they were away from the table, their mother bullied me into telling her just what it was short for. When they returned, the older boy got a serious dressing-down -- but he STILL wasn't told what he meant.
Fighting with your brother is one thing, but there are some things you just don't call him... especially in your mother's presence.
J.
(Jay Tea of http://wizbangblog.com)
Speaking from experience, Justin was absolutely right.
ReplyDeleteMy mother once called my brother a son of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteTo this day, it makes me chuckle.
I may be dense, but what was the real answer?
ReplyDeleteAnd what about Your Momma jokes?
ReplyDeleteI think the best take on this was in a strip of the Achewood webcomic, a quote offered here out of context:
“Your momma’s so fat she broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere! Some even got on the mayor!”
If there was a teen Riddler, this should totally be his motif. Of course, then his riddles would be even easier to solve.
ReplyDeleteIf there was a teen Riddler, this should totally be his motif. Of course, then his riddles would be even easier to solve.
ReplyDeleteTeen Riddler: Answer this riddle to discover my next target: What's black and white and red all over?
All-Star Robin: Holy shit, Goddamn- Batman! He's gonna rob your mom!"
I really hope we see this exchange in an upcoming All-Star Batman and Robin.
three gems:
ReplyDeleteYo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
:)
The real answer to The Riddler's puzzler is: "The menu."
ReplyDeleteMy favorite yo mama joke isn't even a joke; it's from Ice-T's O.G. album, in which he says, "Yo mama got two feet growing out of her titties. Bitch fell down and kept running."
WTF, Ice T? What does that even mean?
I don't know why I'm spelling "momma" like that: "mama." I'm not Italian.
ReplyDeleteIt's Davide Cambellini!
ReplyDeleteCheck out this entry from Beaucoup Kevin:
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(which goes to this great Jack Chick parody by Eric Faustus.)
Coincedence? I think not!
My friend Scott's new blog:
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"A social experiment to see if we can wax politically, muse about evolving social morays, or banter about the human condition while simultaneously keeping one foot firmly planted in juvenile "mom-joke" humor."
Stop! Stop! You guys are gonna make me drop my laptop!
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