Saturday, September 10, 2005

Okay, I lied

I'm stuck babysitting, so no Greatest Post Ever today. I lie.

25 comments:

  1. Why must you turn this website into a house of LIES???

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  2. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Mom! Dad! You're tearing this Internet in half!

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  3. OMG, Marvel is running the blog now!

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  4. Anonymous8:19 PM

    I feel so used.

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  5. Really, Dave, its for the best. Nothing could match the boobtasmagorical compendium of nippular amazement I was picturing in my minds eye. Although this move was Blue Thunder, I'll start the healing by saying "You are forgiven, oh deliverer of the funny." Somewhere, Ric Flair and Airwolf are crying.

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  6. Crap. I won free trip to Vegas from a local radio station. I was supposed to go this weekend but I was so eager to see the Greatest Post Ever I gave the trip to a buddy of mine.

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  7. Sounds like it's time to rise up and overthrow the oppressor who deny Boob War!

    What do we want?
    BOOB WAR!
    When do we want it?
    NOW!

    (Repeat ad nauseum)

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  8. Anonymous10:45 PM

    Bad Dave. No "WOOOOOO!" for you.

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  9. This has got to be the biggest anti-climatic moment in the history of comics. Shame!

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  10. Anonymous12:13 AM

    This is like the Eddie Guerrero/Rey Mysterio feud, except Dave isn't claiming paternity of his midget arch-rival's kid.

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  11. Anonymous8:04 AM

    "I'm stuck babysitting, so no Greatest Post Ever today. I lie."


    Wait, does that mean
    a. that the greatest post ever does not exist,

    or b. that it exists and will be posted soon? (after the babysitting)


    In that latter case, there is still hope.

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  12. Fear not, the Greatest Post Ever is merely delayed. If we must blame anyone, I say blame my niece and nephews - they RUINED IT for everyone!

    Kidding!

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  13. The Greatest Post Ever isn't going to be some kind of Boob War post involving the X/Y-Men you met at San Diego, is it?

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  14. Anonymous10:41 AM

    kelvin, the X/Y-men is classic.

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  15. Anonymous2:49 PM

    You're not going all Kevin Smith on us now, are you Dave?

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  16. Wow. You got 18 comments on your site for a one sentence post. I don't think I could get that many on my site no matter how much I typed.

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  17. I'm just sooooooooooo disillusioned right now. I mean, I even pumped up boob wars at MY blog (and yet, the pun is intended).

    I'm so awestruck with sadness and anger, I just don't know what to do....

    Dave... WHY hath thou forsaken ME!?!

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  18. I'm with you, Woody. That's what happens when you get mentioned in Newsweek. I'm just glad it hasn't gone to Dave's head. Yet.

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  19. I hate Dave's family THIS MUCH.

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