Don't forget fat! Jesus, I've never seen anything so gross! It's like the X-Men are fighting THE BLOB.
How did they fit you through the door of that convention center? I bet you came through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man, didn't you? Or a big, doughy Michelin Man.
Ugh, I'm so nauseated now.
PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. YOUR HEART CANNOT STAND THE STRAIN OF MOVING THAT MASSIVE, HIDEOUS BODY FOR LONG.
You don't look terrified--you look insane. In that "mad scientist played by Vincent Price in an AIP movie in 1959 who plots to use mutant crabs to rule the world" kind of way.
You know the kind. I think it's in the DSM-IV.
I have that look in damn near every picture taken of me. Or I blink. One of the two.
Heck, you're infinitely thinner and saner than most people when they're on Prednisone, myself included. They should put that picture in their ads. --Mr Ripley
I think Jean Grey is a woman. The chest is a bit big for a cross-dresser, I think. She actually isn't unattractive, if you don't mind large-framed tall women with big racks.
I think these gals are sisters, actually, though you can't tell from the picture, really. I've seen them at San Diego before, if my memory serves me, and they always have pretty cool matching costumes.
Mostly just terrified.
ReplyDeleteYou look like you're trying to escape by eating yourself.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget fat! Jesus, I've never seen anything so gross! It's like the X-Men are fighting THE BLOB.
ReplyDeleteHow did they fit you through the door of that convention center? I bet you came through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man, didn't you? Or a big, doughy Michelin Man.
Ugh, I'm so nauseated now.
PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. YOUR HEART CANNOT STAND THE STRAIN OF MOVING THAT MASSIVE, HIDEOUS BODY FOR LONG.
For what it's worth, Dave, you're only one of several who looks fat in that pic. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's no weather goddess...
ReplyDeleteThat's a MAN, Baby!
What has my facetiousness wrought?
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Hey, anonymous! Kind of cowardly to tell a disgusting corpulent guy how morbidly obese he is without putting your name on it, isn't it?
We don't go to your blog and call you stupid anonymously, do we?
Ah, Kid Hollywood can always be counted on for a sensitive comment.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Kid, I'm sorry I didn't call you that weekend, I spaced out and didn't bring your cel #. Sorry, brother man.
"Don't forget fat! Jesus, I've never seen anything so gross!"
ReplyDeleteLOL OK, OK, perhaps I'm overplaying the "Dave is fat" thing...
You don't look terrified--you look insane. In that "mad scientist played by Vincent Price in an AIP movie in 1959 who plots to use mutant crabs to rule the world" kind of way.
ReplyDeleteYou know the kind. I think it's in the DSM-IV.
I have that look in damn near every picture taken of me. Or I blink. One of the two.
Dear God, Storm has been replaced by an UGLY MAN!!! RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! It's even worse than Halle Berry. I'm so going to have nightmares...
ReplyDeleteHeck, you're infinitely thinner and saner than most people when they're on Prednisone, myself included. They should put that picture in their ads.
ReplyDelete--Mr Ripley
Aren't they both men? Or is it just the one? It's Jean Grey and Storm, right?
ReplyDeleteTerrified is a good word for how you look.
You definately have chosen your better cheek on your profile picture.
ReplyDeleteStorm definitely looks like a man in drag.
ReplyDeleteI think Jean Grey is a woman. The chest is a bit big for a cross-dresser, I think. She actually isn't unattractive, if you don't mind large-framed tall women with big racks.
I think these gals are sisters, actually, though you can't tell from the picture, really. I've seen them at San Diego before, if my memory serves me, and they always have pretty cool matching costumes.
ReplyDeleteYou look just like Storm!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, you're the one in the middle.
Man, Wolverine sure has let himself go.
ReplyDeleteEver want to look really skinny? Stand between two fat chicks.
ReplyDeleteWow... you're a brave soul to share that picture.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Halle Berry has really let herself go.
Well...the camera does add 10 pounds you know...
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