Saturday, April 02, 2005

Lame-ass villain #2: Anaconda



What's wrong with Anaconda?

First of all, she's a woman and her name is Anaconda. Second, her powers: her arms stretch out into these big constricting snake-like appendages. I don't know, the whole thing is very Freudian and weird. Penis envy much, Anaconda?

Anaconda was/is a member of the Serpent Society, who on the Villain Threat Scale are right above Power Pack and right below the Salem Seven. Sad.

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:16 PM

    Let us just refer to her as Manaconda!

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  2. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Serpant society ugh... They showed up in like a hundred issues of Gruenwald's Captain America in a row.

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  3. Anonymous9:03 PM

    I disagree -- the Serpent Society was one of the only villain groups to actually get their missions accomplished with style and class. And Anaconda was actually one of the stronger members of the group (she nearly took out Cap plenty of times).

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  4. Anonymous10:19 PM

    Got to disagree with this one. Loved Anaconda in Marvel Two In One.

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  5. Anonymous12:53 PM

    The Serpent Society were awesome. Who doesn't like Death Adder?

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  6. Serpent Society kicks ass. The living ones at least. Why does "ANACONDA" have fins on her face? WHen did anacondas develop that. And for the record shes probably a dude

    verif:vjbaksy

    VJ Baksy
    the real name of the Disc Jockey a terrible Spidey-villain
    wiki it

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  7. Anonymous3:12 PM

    She looks a lot better here, as depicted by artist Jon Malin.

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  8. I admire her androgynous beauty.

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  9. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Since when did Anacondas have gills?

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