tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post2091355263739943216..comments2023-11-05T03:25:39.077-08:00Comments on Dave's Long Box: Best cover EVER: Thor Corps #4David Campbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-84898715268848639142015-10-17T00:22:28.059-07:002015-10-17T00:22:28.059-07:00Something tells me *everything* looks quite gay to...Something tells me *everything* looks quite gay to you :)Sinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11643121348126645818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-4424761119805743672015-10-04T21:56:45.034-07:002015-10-04T21:56:45.034-07:00Where's Puddleglulp? :/ AKA: Throg, tha Frog o...Where's Puddleglulp? :/ AKA: Throg, tha Frog of Thunder? :D Verily, weilding his mighty hammer-chip off the old block of Mjolnir (...*literally*! :P ) known as the tremendous & sky-shattering Frogolnir, the Mighty & Venerable heroic champion, Throg, also known as humble Puddleglulp, son of Simon Walterson (adopted, from the pet store...i don't care what canon contunuity says, Puddleglulp was an honest frog born of the nurturing mother earth Gaia like all frogs noble & true n' merely had a human scion for his companion prior to becoming the sky-shaking Frog of Thunder :D ) would make for a fine & worthy addition to this gathering of Thor Corps! :) For Gaia! For Asgard! For the Burning Galaxy! For the 26th Century! For Central Park Pond! B)Sinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11643121348126645818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1954937260771454282011-11-22T01:25:17.386-08:002011-11-22T01:25:17.386-08:00It can't truly work, I believe like this.
Bost...It can't truly work, I believe like this.<br /><a href="http://www.bostonwhalewatching.org" rel="nofollow">Boston whale watching</a> | <a href="http://www.spineanatomy.net" rel="nofollow">spine anatomy</a> | <a href="http://www.fatburning.ca" rel="nofollow">how to lose weight fast</a>Williamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-44562422068747755152007-04-27T21:39:00.000-07:002007-04-27T21:39:00.000-07:00ahh no...ahh no...She-Hulk's Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06283853702472195097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-27631524264525253712007-04-15T18:44:00.000-07:002007-04-15T18:44:00.000-07:00"I love what you do for me, THORyota!""I love what you do for me, THORyota!"Tyrell Cannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03738893732147683162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-90965114056268646582007-04-14T17:52:00.000-07:002007-04-14T17:52:00.000-07:00I think the weird ass-cheek thing indicates that T...I think the weird ass-cheek thing indicates that Thor and Thunderstrike are about to devastate some poor bastard with the Asgardian version of the Flying Butt Pliers. <BR/><BR/>Personally, I hope it's Zarrko, the Tomorrow Man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-12489775080811639462007-04-14T16:19:00.000-07:002007-04-14T16:19:00.000-07:00I'm just going to stop everyone to point out that ...I'm just going to stop everyone to point out that the dude we refer(red) to as "Siegfried" is actually named Dargo.<BR/><BR/>What isn't interesting to anyone except to me (which is why we are indulging in this: we, not just me, because it interests me) is that when I first saw this cover and I saw the blurb, telling the names of the Thors in the Corps, I wasn't yet familiar with Beta Ray Bill yet and I certainly knew Thunderstrike as the class-b Thor, much like Captain America had his understudy, Iron Man had his Rhodey and eventually Spidey grew a clone.<BR/><BR/>So I didn't know what name belonged to what freak aside from Thor is Thor and Thunderstrike has that beard and horrible jacketthing.<BR/><BR/>So I thought Dargo was Beta Ray Bill, because an alien-sounding name belonged to an alien-looking freak, and "Beta Ray Bill" sounds like a nickname some future human dude would have. Given the irreverence.<BR/><BR/>Why would an alien be named "Bill"? After all.<BR/><BR/>Then I figured it out much, much later.<BR/><BR/>Walt Simonson is a genius. Of course the alien freak is named "Bill".<BR/><BR/>Who Dargo Ktor is does not really matter. At all. But someone cares who the "Hammer Brothers" are: http://www.marvel.com/universe/Thor_Corps<BR/><BR/>Interesting: "the Thor Corps used the awesome powers contained within their enchanted hammers to prevent the end of all reality."<BR/><BR/>You never mentioned this, Dave. A temporary curse upon ye.Chris Arndthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01321490069571209332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-76036139014869177792007-04-14T11:13:00.000-07:002007-04-14T11:13:00.000-07:00That is soooo Manowar !Thor the mighty, Thor the b...That is soooo Manowar !<BR/><BR/>Thor the mighty, Thor the brave<BR/>Crush the infidels in your way<BR/>By your hammer let none be saved<BR/>Live to die on that final day<BR/>Gods, monsters and men<BR/>We'll die together in the end !<BR/><BR/>\m/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-38921839211695303382007-04-13T18:05:00.000-07:002007-04-13T18:05:00.000-07:00I'd just like to take this opportunity to point ou...I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that if it's apparently all right to show underage (well, even though they're all clearly in their 30s) schoolgirls in the nude in Mantra it should be okay to show clearly-defined packages in THOR CORPS!<BR/><BR/>Jeez, I can't say THOR CORPS! without capitalizing it and yelling it at the top of my lungs.Lewis Lovhaughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06724769374732321363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-27272501341605066092007-04-13T17:27:00.000-07:002007-04-13T17:27:00.000-07:00John Foley said... Eric Masterson's buttcheek.Look...<B>John Foley</B> said... <BR/><I>Eric Masterson's buttcheek.<BR/>Look at it.<BR/>LOOK AT IT!!!</I> <BR/><BR/>Holy crap! What the hell is that thing, a midget hiding in the seat of his pants, or a giant Asgardian ass tumor?! Whatever it is, it's all kinda wrong. And Thor has one too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-31830445562719880642007-04-13T13:55:00.000-07:002007-04-13T13:55:00.000-07:00Eric Masterson's buttcheek.Look at it.LOOK AT IT!!...Eric Masterson's buttcheek.<BR/>Look at it.<BR/>LOOK AT IT!!!JohnFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09339402431610031589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-76865522218640835642007-04-13T13:43:00.000-07:002007-04-13T13:43:00.000-07:00The only thing missing is a roadie picking Beta Ra...The only thing missing is a roadie picking Beta Ray Bill up off the stage floor.Devon Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08223057696498728357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-36932644933867138722007-04-13T13:09:00.000-07:002007-04-13T13:09:00.000-07:00Contents = crap. Seriously. Also, I have to say I ...Contents = crap. Seriously. Also, I have to say I noticed BRB's cameltoe as well. I guess he's not <I>all</I> horse, huh?Philliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00679456592657711270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-47000501801605461852007-04-13T09:34:00.000-07:002007-04-13T09:34:00.000-07:00matt t. --- "Verily, Freebird!"-- I choked on my s...matt t. --- "Verily, Freebird!"-- I choked on my sandwich i laughed so hard. it kinda hurt. like Freebird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-77589388388765313302007-04-13T09:13:00.000-07:002007-04-13T09:13:00.000-07:00um...couldn't help but notice that all the Thors h...um...couldn't help but notice that all the Thors have a "package" - and a lovingly rendered one at that - except for BRB who appears to have a cameltoe. What's up with that?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10373606528885870517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-53384766178722198862007-04-13T08:55:00.000-07:002007-04-13T08:55:00.000-07:00Bully, you rule!LOLBully, you rule!<BR/>LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-54242351857790587192007-04-13T05:28:00.000-07:002007-04-13T05:28:00.000-07:00This cover should be used the next time Dave needs...This cover should be used the next time Dave needs a "fuck yeah!" picture.<BR/><BR/>And I second the motion asking about the contents of this mag.kenyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05340588781086510666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-20945360222764955042007-04-13T02:31:00.000-07:002007-04-13T02:31:00.000-07:00erm... Dave, this is a joke, right? That cover loo...erm... Dave, this is a joke, right? That cover looks quite gay to me.<BR/>No offense, if it's not a joke.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18318934010761934393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-35271058442843796752007-04-13T01:33:00.000-07:002007-04-13T01:33:00.000-07:00Um... does anyone else feel the artist spent a lit...Um... does anyone else feel the artist spent a little too much time lovingly detailing the um... the... Thor-ness of these heroes in the area just south of their golden belts?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-82266942570273927352007-04-12T21:51:00.000-07:002007-04-12T21:51:00.000-07:00The title's like something a professional wrestler...The title's like something a professional wrestler would be saying. I have this image of Hulk Hogan flexing his muscles and screaming, "Are you ready for the THOR CORPS!?"<BR/><BR/>If I may ask, how are the contents of THOR CORPS?Lewis Lovhaughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06724769374732321363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-7042844224272936342007-04-12T21:14:00.000-07:002007-04-12T21:14:00.000-07:00"What If: Whitesnake Went Up In Reed Richards's Ro..."What If: Whitesnake Went Up In Reed Richards's Rocket Instead of the Fantastic Four?"Bullyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11708103213119467419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-41927602382277310202007-04-12T19:17:00.000-07:002007-04-12T19:17:00.000-07:00I think I saw these guys chugging beers and hangin...I think I saw these guys chugging beers and hanging out at an Yngwie Malmsteen show a couple of years ago. They pretty much had the same poses and expressions during Yngwie's solo for "I Am A Viking". (And why wouldn't they?)Tysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03471097574427732454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-44801323720682343082007-04-12T17:17:00.000-07:002007-04-12T17:17:00.000-07:00I think the KISS "Destroyer" album cover minted th...I think the KISS "Destroyer" album cover minted the knee pad and shoulder armor combo.ryzgncAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-22660924060093508802007-04-12T16:06:00.000-07:002007-04-12T16:06:00.000-07:00Kneepads...hammers...Maybe they're just getting re...Kneepads...hammers...<BR/><BR/>Maybe they're just getting ready to renovate a house?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-31480333304245777982007-04-12T15:22:00.000-07:002007-04-12T15:22:00.000-07:00Yep, that's Dargo Ktor, the Thor of the future. An...Yep, that's Dargo Ktor, the Thor of the future. And his mullet of the future.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com