tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post115259227489120246..comments2023-11-05T03:25:39.077-08:00Comments on Dave's Long Box: Off-Topic: Aquapocalypse Now!David Campbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152911914169504392006-07-14T14:18:00.000-07:002006-07-14T14:18:00.000-07:00"Its not the heat, hmph... its the humidity""Its not the heat, hmph... its the humidity"Big ALhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08690642692769763721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152904980437883772006-07-14T12:23:00.000-07:002006-07-14T12:23:00.000-07:00OH DAN!!! you are awesome. I am a huge fan of th...OH DAN!!! you are awesome. I am a huge fan of that series!!! Sir, I think I love you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152893699812235262006-07-14T09:14:00.000-07:002006-07-14T09:14:00.000-07:00The picture of that bear somehow reminds me of the...The picture of that bear somehow reminds me of the cyborg bear scene in <I>The Waste Lands: The Dark Tower III</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152838667569109532006-07-13T17:57:00.000-07:002006-07-13T17:57:00.000-07:00I'm ashamed, Dave! No Karate Bearfighting? We know...I'm ashamed, Dave! No Karate Bearfighting? We know you could use your mad skills to karate fight that bear!J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04981440542732161952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152820804259028552006-07-13T13:00:00.000-07:002006-07-13T13:00:00.000-07:00heh.Good thing you brought the baby wipes.Good thi...heh.<BR/><BR/>Good thing you brought the baby wipes.<BR/><BR/>Good thing for "BOB".<BR/><BR/>~P~<BR/>P-TORAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152814492327738892006-07-13T11:14:00.000-07:002006-07-13T11:14:00.000-07:00Dave Campbell is Sonny Crockett.(eyeing Mr. Chocol...Dave Campbell <B>is</B> Sonny Crockett.<BR/><BR/>(<I>eyeing Mr. Chocolate:</I>)<BR/><BR/>"I get these occasional urges for stability in my life."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Dave Campbell, we love you<BR/><BR/><BR/>PS Try uploading clips of your tape on YouTubeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152807767783942812006-07-13T09:22:00.000-07:002006-07-13T09:22:00.000-07:00Take a picture with Bob opening Mr. Chocolate's ja...Take a picture with Bob opening Mr. Chocolate's jaws with his hands. Bears like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152805441933897002006-07-13T08:44:00.000-07:002006-07-13T08:44:00.000-07:00Robot sharks AND bears?!? Best. Post. Ever.Robot sharks AND bears?!? <BR/><BR/>Best. Post. Ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152803309310826622006-07-13T08:08:00.000-07:002006-07-13T08:08:00.000-07:00Oh Dave,You're blog posts are one of the few brigh...Oh Dave,<BR/><BR/>You're blog posts are one of the few bright points in my incredibly dreary work atmosphere. I hate my job, love my benefits, and am thankful for a creative, funny, okatu blog like yours.<BR/><BR/>Best Regards,<BR/><BR/>ReciprocalAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152802787425460722006-07-13T07:59:00.000-07:002006-07-13T07:59:00.000-07:00You totally owe us a play-by-play break down of wh...You totally owe us a play-by-play break down of who would win a no-holds barred cage match of CYBERSHARK v. MR. CHOCOLATE!Gayest Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141715002260100148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152781169481150062006-07-13T01:59:00.000-07:002006-07-13T01:59:00.000-07:00Erm, what comic is this story from? Silver Surfer ...Erm, what comic is this story from? Silver Surfer #61?<BR/><BR/><I>As the box copy informs us, Cybershark is "the most terrifying cyborg of the future"</I><BR/><BR/>So does that mean it's not the most terrifying cyborg of the present? Firstly, what is then? And secondly, what happens to this cyborg in the future to make it the most terrifying?<BR/><BR/>Mr Chocolate. Ha ha. So he was sweet and kinda melted in the mouth, huh? <BR/><BR/><I>We had beer, some food, some fuel, sunglasses, <B>baby wipes</B>, and Cybershark</I><BR/><BR/>Baby wipes!?! Wimp.S Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14356657498264383431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152773038432475382006-07-12T23:43:00.000-07:002006-07-12T23:43:00.000-07:00Damn, Dave! You missed an opportunity--a once-in-...Damn, Dave! You missed an opportunity--a once-in-a-lifetime, forty-naked-virgins-offering-candied-heroin-at-a-Beatles-reunion-concert-featuring-J.D.-Salinger opportunity--to answer the ultimate question of the universe...<BR/><BR/><B>Who would win in a fight between a bear and a robot shark?</B><BR/><BR/>Gaze in awe as God's deadliest mammal faces off against Man's perfect killing machine!<BR/><BR/>Behold the showdown between the Furred Fury of the Forest and the Metal Menace of the Mare!<BR/><BR/>Gasp as ginsu claws meet dorsal fin and razor teeth meet hairy skull!<BR/><BR/>Blood will gush! Oil will spew! Sparks will fly! Barks will howl! Skin and shell, intestines and wires, vital organs and motherboards!<BR/><BR/>Two beings will enter the forest...only one will leave...<BR/><BR/>...and the other will float lifeless across Lake Roosevelt like a bloody piece of shat haggis in a pool of sour piss!<BR/><BR/><I>The battle for the future of Earth has begun!</I><BR/><BR/>Still, nice pictures. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152757165212536302006-07-12T19:19:00.000-07:002006-07-12T19:19:00.000-07:00"Mr. Chocolate"--you rock.Although why anybody wou..."Mr. Chocolate"--you rock.<BR/><BR/>Although why anybody would disturb a bear and then stick around afterwards to watch it after seeing The Grizzly Man is WAY THE FUCK BEYOND ME.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152749412443829902006-07-12T17:10:00.000-07:002006-07-12T17:10:00.000-07:00So my mom's visiting, and she says all of this is ...So my mom's visiting, and she says all of this is just about 9 miles away from her (Grand Forks, BC).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11270291609706808920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152742500806435392006-07-12T15:15:00.000-07:002006-07-12T15:15:00.000-07:00Is Bob real, or is he your Tyler Durden friend? Th...Is Bob real, or is he your Tyler Durden friend? That camera could have been set up on an auto-timer, or the bear may have taken the picture. I'm betting Bob is a figment of your imagination, and it was actually you Dave, who screamed like a girl.McGonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14409696399536125443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152741236233900442006-07-12T14:53:00.000-07:002006-07-12T14:53:00.000-07:00Mr. Chocolate I love it!I have to admit though; I ...<I>Mr. Chocolate</I> I love it!<BR/><BR/>I have to admit though; I was hoping to see this story told in comic book form.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11142875278131572726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152737262078372322006-07-12T13:47:00.000-07:002006-07-12T13:47:00.000-07:00Sasquatch *is* something I haven't seen before!!!Sasquatch *is* something I haven't seen before!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152735977085072322006-07-12T13:26:00.000-07:002006-07-12T13:26:00.000-07:00Don't mess with bears. Bears are scary.Don't mess with bears. Bears are scary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152735233845653682006-07-12T13:13:00.000-07:002006-07-12T13:13:00.000-07:00All I could think of while reading this post was t...All I could think of while reading this post was the following quote by Sean Malloy - "The easy way to tell the difference, if you're being chased by a bear, is to quickly climb a tree. If it's a black bear, it will climb the tree after you and eat you; if it's a grizzly bear, it will push the tree over and eat you." And no, I have don't have any idea who Sean Malloy is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152734538157958602006-07-12T13:02:00.000-07:002006-07-12T13:02:00.000-07:00" . . . and sometimes, the bear eats you."That was..." . . . and sometimes, the bear eats you."<BR/><BR/>That was a great story. Thanks for dropping it in. Glad you made it back and will not be starring in "Grizzly Man 2: Electric Boogaloo."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1152732512465846082006-07-12T12:28:00.000-07:002006-07-12T12:28:00.000-07:00OK...no Sasquatch nookie or killer marmosets... bu...OK...no Sasquatch nookie or killer marmosets... but having to carry your girlie-man friend "BOB" home after he soiled himself is an alright excuse...er..."reason" for missing Monday.<BR/><BR/>Nice tale of epic adventure!<BR/><BR/>Did you eat jerky?<BR/>All wilderness journeys need jerky.<BR/>And racoon (faux) fur hats!<BR/>And Daniel Boone rawhide jackets!!<BR/>(Fringe optional - mandatory for "Bob".)<BR/><BR/>~P~<BR/>P-TORAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com