tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post114254352672066994..comments2023-11-05T03:25:39.077-08:00Comments on Dave's Long Box: No Post Today!David Campbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-21916240394159732372012-03-19T11:32:26.397-07:002012-03-19T11:32:26.397-07:00Real life has reared its ugly head and plunged its...Real life has reared its ugly head and plunged its venomous fangs into my shoulder, so I cannot do a proper post. Instead, I leave you with a series <a href="http://bluepillsau.com/buy-cialis-australia" rel="nofollow">cialis</a> of images of The Commando-in-Chief, The Motor City Madman, The Ten Fingers of Doom, The Nuge - Mr. Ted Nugent.elenamanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-64725190484590272392007-04-24T12:52:00.000-07:002007-04-24T12:52:00.000-07:00Ted Nugent was spawned from the eighth heart of Ch...Ted Nugent was spawned from the eighth heart of Chuck Norris, having lost it when he quit Texas Ranger<BR/><BR/>He is insane as seen in the pictures & cannot vote due to that fact.<BR/>Didn't he have a reality show where he would hunt people down on his private island like "The Most Dangerous Game?"<BR/><BR/>The last one standing got his bow or got to live or something<BR/><BR/>And I don't think that Zebra pattern will work IN THE FOREST!<BR/><BR/>Him & the trout are life-partners<BR/><BR/>He has a thing for loinclothes apparently<BR/>& has recently made deer huzzah him after killing them!<BR/><BR/>verif:<BR/><BR/>velric-<BR/><BR/>the planet of psychos that the Nuge comes from.<BR/><BR/>He seems like a crazy Daredevil villain or Green ArrowMister Sinisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02690819839623776684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142987934837917142006-03-21T16:38:00.000-08:002006-03-21T16:38:00.000-08:00Ted Nugent is God!Ted Nugent is God!BULLSEYEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00935690979507817361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142895333557280232006-03-20T14:55:00.000-08:002006-03-20T14:55:00.000-08:00Every time I feel tempted to rip on Texans, I reme...Every time I feel tempted to rip on Texans, I remember that Michigan gave us Ted Nugent. <BR/><BR/>bqzisfuy: contemptuous sputtering noise made towards Basquiat-inspired "art" found in coffee house franchises.Michael Fountain: Blood for Inkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05636180492565972504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142833111874086642006-03-19T21:38:00.000-08:002006-03-19T21:38:00.000-08:00Great White Buffalo is one of the best goddamn roc...<I>Great White Buffalo</I> is one of the best goddamn rock songs ever made - seriously. If I ever do a musical F*@% Yeah Files, that song is on there.<BR/><BR/><I>Wango Tango</I>, on the other hand, is like the companion piece to Sweet's <I>Ballroom Blitz</I>. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that is a good or a bad thing.David Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142832042091078182006-03-19T21:20:00.000-08:002006-03-19T21:20:00.000-08:00Seriously though... what about Wango Tango?Seriously though... what about Wango Tango?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142783632971028622006-03-19T07:53:00.000-08:002006-03-19T07:53:00.000-08:00He's a witty asshat though."Detroiters aren't more...He's a witty asshat though.<BR/><BR/>"Detroiters aren't more violent than everyone else. We're just better shots."<BR/><BR/>Ah, it's good to be FROM Detoit.Zhoenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03515663141425057088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142674519747829482006-03-18T01:35:00.000-08:002006-03-18T01:35:00.000-08:00There's an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit! wh...There's an episode of <I>Penn & Teller's Bullshit!</I> where Nugent actually does make a deer carcass talk, working the jaw and doing a funny voice. I think it's the PETA episode.LesMcClainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08157549677342129861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142614939246297292006-03-17T09:02:00.000-08:002006-03-17T09:02:00.000-08:00My favourite Nugent line was during an interview o...My favourite Nugent line was during an interview on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and Conan asked him what he would do if he found out his children were vegetarians and he said: "I would beat the living hell out of them"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142598196719651302006-03-17T04:23:00.000-08:002006-03-17T04:23:00.000-08:00Ah, the Nuge, who once said, on camera, that Janet...Ah, the Nuge, who once said, on camera, that Janet Reno was "worse than Hitler." When the interviewer repeated that back to him, he paused and said, "well, I guess no one's <I>worse</I> than Hitler."Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02253643603302992913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142574221092730952006-03-16T21:43:00.000-08:002006-03-16T21:43:00.000-08:00Didn't he have those classic ads in which the top ...Didn't he have those classic ads in which the top of his guitar is a machine gun? And this was years before Desperado, mind you.<BR/><BR/>Word verification: ztspclw, the sound effect made when the Nuge shoots a deer with an elephant gun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142569175255234682006-03-16T20:19:00.000-08:002006-03-16T20:19:00.000-08:00You all know Ted briefly flirted with vegan cookin...You all know Ted briefly flirted with <A HREF="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/5/11starmer.html" REL="nofollow">vegan cooking</A>, right? :)Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12083303360408617228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142557756437375422006-03-16T17:09:00.000-08:002006-03-16T17:09:00.000-08:00Somehow it seems like you took just as much time m...Somehow it seems like you took just as much time making this post as you would have a real one. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142555351124179472006-03-16T16:29:00.000-08:002006-03-16T16:29:00.000-08:00Damn Ted Nugent for not running for governor of Mi...Damn Ted Nugent for not running for governor of Michigan!Chris Arndthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01321490069571209332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142555298362749912006-03-16T16:28:00.001-08:002006-03-16T16:28:00.001-08:00Ted Nugent performed at our county fair last summe...Ted Nugent performed at our county fair last summer. The highlight apparently was when he called some Asian folks in the audience "chinks." People cheered. I love this country. <BR/><BR/>word v: zrcwco, which is both a handy sealant for your driveway and cleans kitchen counters fast!Nikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817525516356141103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142555292329744552006-03-16T16:28:00.000-08:002006-03-16T16:28:00.000-08:00That trout is either about to go in to or just cam...That trout is either about to go in to or just came out of Nuge's pants.<BR/><BR/>While we're at it: "Intensities in Ten Cities."<BR/><BR/>Ah, Nuge. Ever the wit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142553215846775662006-03-16T15:53:00.000-08:002006-03-16T15:53:00.000-08:00Terrible Ted is one of those guys I like even thou...Terrible Ted is one of those guys I like even though I know damn good and well I shouldn't.Mark W. Halehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14784515521673578776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142552631807666732006-03-16T15:43:00.000-08:002006-03-16T15:43:00.000-08:00I actually like ted because he makes no bones abou...I actually like ted because he makes no bones about his politics, his lifestyle, or his schadenfreude. And it looks like he has that trout in a Stranglehold.<BR/><BR/>word verif "drpxzp" <BR/>If you get him to perscribe things backwards he is banished back to his own dimension.zailohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12467149839479679718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142550093550864312006-03-16T15:01:00.000-08:002006-03-16T15:01:00.000-08:00...and let's not forget the Whiplash Bash, either ......and let's not forget the Whiplash Bash, either (much as we might wish to).<BR/><BR/>best word verification <I>ever</I>: "boobelwe." <BR/>--Insert your own joke here (i.e. "Ted Nugent loves guns, guitars and boobelwes!!).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142549271689963112006-03-16T14:47:00.000-08:002006-03-16T14:47:00.000-08:00I will never sleep again because of that picture o...I will never sleep again because of that picture of the Nuge with trout. Thank you for that.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13481137891542684401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142546531453421812006-03-16T14:02:00.000-08:002006-03-16T14:02:00.000-08:00Ahh, Ted Nugent. Michigan's premier redneck type ...Ahh, Ted Nugent. Michigan's premier redneck type person.Cantonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02956152287462622500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142544950751463762006-03-16T13:35:00.000-08:002006-03-16T13:35:00.000-08:00"Find the person who is overcompensating in this p..."Find the person who is overcompensating in this picture!"<BR/><BR/>I can't!MarkAndrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16956940483406724174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-1142544289668404552006-03-16T13:24:00.000-08:002006-03-16T13:24:00.000-08:00What about Wango Tango?What about Wango Tango?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com