tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post7769992191188729164..comments2023-11-05T03:25:39.077-08:00Comments on Dave's Long Box: Lame-ass villain #18 - SignalmanDavid Campbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06561127611004920764noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-7080798875095667192011-11-25T17:08:46.718-08:002011-11-25T17:08:46.718-08:00Pretty helpful data, thank you for the article.
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Yes. In B..."Does an origin story exist?"<br /><br />Yes. In Batman #112, small-time punk Phillip Cobb breezes into Gotham and tries to recruit a gang-o-thugs, only to have them laugh in his face because he has no street cred. ("Get a rep first" is the exact quote, I believe) Wandering the streets in humiliation, Cobb believes that he needs a "gimmick" to get attention and make his bones. After noticing that modern life is regulated and shaped by signs & signals, he decides to become the Art-Deco Umberto Eco of Gotham City. It goes as well as you'd expect.Ernesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06483081149673778941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-87372200191520739832007-05-01T18:58:00.000-07:002007-05-01T18:58:00.000-07:00Signalman after pooing himself at seeing a picture...Signalman after pooing himself at seeing a picture of Batman<BR/><BR/>Runs off screaming<BR/><BR/>*comes back crying softly w/ a football jersey on*<BR/><BR/>HEY GUYS, i'm the new guy, Brian, "I like to skateboard"<BR/><BR/>reference:http://derrickcomedy.com/jerry.htm<BR/><BR/>no verif neededMister Sinisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02690819839623776684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-57518168620806064822007-04-07T13:02:00.000-07:002007-04-07T13:02:00.000-07:00Cluemaster has been retconned on "The Batman" as a...Cluemaster has been retconned on "The Batman" as a morbidly obese man who lives in his mom's basement & eats only generic brand Oreos. He somehow has trained 4-5 circus midgets to do his bidding while he tries to eat as much butter as there is in his fridge.<BR/>The Batman defeats him by giving him the question he can't answer his secret identity (Batman's).<BR/>Cluemaster's mother is a stroke victim who seems as if drool would flow out of her mouth at any time & constantly feeds him Oreos<BR/><BR/>Cluemaster is every trivia-geek plus little bombs & crappy gimmicks. <BR/><BR/>That's like sticking up for Chemo. Or his better counterpart the Riddler.Mister Sinisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02690819839623776684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-5749845004564347372007-04-07T12:58:00.000-07:002007-04-07T12:58:00.000-07:00Crazy Quilt was recently replaced by an insane wom...Crazy Quilt was recently replaced by an insane woman. Insane enough to want to become the Crazy Quilt. Ironically, he has little to do w/ quilts at all. I remember a sucky villain...<BR/><BR/>Chemo. <BR/>He is an idiotic (somehow living) tub of chemicals w/ a terrible origin & no thoughts other than to mindlessly destroy.<BR/><BR/>Anything artificial brought to life should automatically become evil. <BR/><BR/>I'm talking long mustache twirling evil.Mister Sinisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02690819839623776684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-56738337747152022442007-03-21T10:20:00.000-07:002007-03-21T10:20:00.000-07:00Ugly costume, yes. Still not as bad as Wonderman's...Ugly costume, yes. Still not as bad as Wonderman's. You know the one I mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-55847346645147684122007-03-20T10:00:00.000-07:002007-03-20T10:00:00.000-07:00I feel a comic coming on....I feel a comic coming on....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-37001905981508441822007-03-19T12:41:00.000-07:002007-03-19T12:41:00.000-07:00I think the characters being used in the backup fe...I <I>think</I> the characters being used in the backup feature in Tales of the Unexpected -- Genius Jones; Infectious Lass; I, Vampire; the Nazi gorillas, etc. -- are in the story <I>because</I> they're lame.<BR/><BR/>They have no place in the modern DCU, so the "architects" of the DCU want to write them out of existence. It's one of those stories that breaks the fourth wall, which I usually find irritating but is absolutely necessary for the type of story they're telling.<BR/><BR/>(Though, I must say, the juxtaposition of Architecture & Morality against the <I>very</I> grim Spectre stories is a bit jarring.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-23898175281796573122007-03-18T09:59:00.000-07:002007-03-18T09:59:00.000-07:00Signalman stands out as especially bad in that lis...Signalman stands out as especially bad in that list because all of the others have at least had a halfway-decent and/or competent story written about them since. Signalman's recent appearances involve a) Adam Beechen using him in an off-handed remark that was actually a major continuity error in ROBIN and b) Brad Meltzer using him as a drug addict addicted to something really stupid in JLOA. <BR/><BR/>Calendar Man's appearance in Alan Grant/Tim Sale SHADOW OF THE BAT arc "The Misfits" is the best Calendar Man story. It's basically just Catman making fun of him with terrible puns, like adding "Calendar man said in a daze," after everything Calendar Man says.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-79626384434018328452007-03-17T14:48:00.000-07:002007-03-17T14:48:00.000-07:00Whoa, we don't talk bad about Cluemaster in these ...Whoa, we don't talk bad about Cluemaster in these parts.<BR/><BR/>And the first comic I ever read was Jason Todd getting revenge on Crazy Quilt using a hand fan.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11917553354717726522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-40242773792348115152007-03-17T14:25:00.000-07:002007-03-17T14:25:00.000-07:00He is indeed lame. Looks like Signalman made his c...He is indeed lame. Looks like Signalman made his costume from old 70's tablecloths he bought at the Goodwill. Does an origin story exist?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-80855269654154726522007-03-17T11:40:00.000-07:002007-03-17T11:40:00.000-07:00Batman beats someone up while eating a sandwich .....Batman beats someone up while eating a sandwich ... that would put him in league with the Magnificent Don Muraco who is famous for eating a sandwich while wrestling. They could be a tag-team together: their finisher would have to be the double piledriver, even though it's a difficult, and somewhat unpleasant, move to imagine being executed. And Batman's cape would get in the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-57580689353315767402007-03-16T19:06:00.000-07:002007-03-16T19:06:00.000-07:00Infectious Lass? I think a buddy of mine dated her...Infectious Lass? I think a buddy of mine dated her. Poor bastard.<BR/><BR/>Of course the updated Signalman would be able to use his phone and laptop <I>anywhere</I>. With unlimited minutes and no roaming charges.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-45672471423765539932007-03-16T18:14:00.000-07:002007-03-16T18:14:00.000-07:00I like Calendar Man.I like Calendar Man.Mike Haseloffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13245812535350962900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-80859624737444233022007-03-16T16:09:00.000-07:002007-03-16T16:09:00.000-07:00There are a lot of lame-ass characters in the DCU…...There are a lot of lame-ass characters in the DCU… Professor Radium in Battle for Blüdhaven. Genius Jones, Infectious Lass, Dr. Thirteen, etc in Tales of the Unexpected. Egg Foo, Dr. Tyme in Fifty-two…<BR/><BR/>Bring back Signalman! :-D<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJJBwKhvp4" REL="nofollow">And these guys too</A>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-40166282982419794492007-03-16T15:34:00.000-07:002007-03-16T15:34:00.000-07:00Personally, I like the "Lucky Charms" style cape.....Personally, I like the "Lucky Charms" style cape...I see horseshoes, moons and diamonds. Maybe he should have gotten an endorsement deal for the kid cereal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-56518484303295852352007-03-16T13:39:00.000-07:002007-03-16T13:39:00.000-07:00Crimes Batman can solve while eating a sam'ich.......Crimes Batman can solve while eating a sam'ich....<BR/><BR/>...Tupac and Biggie's Murders<BR/><BR/>...What happened to Crystal PepsiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-11095241174893935172007-03-16T13:25:00.000-07:002007-03-16T13:25:00.000-07:00I actually think there's a good story to be writte...I actually think there's a good story to be written about "today's Batman" having to run around all night dealing with lame villains that want to be his arch nemeses.<BR/><BR/>Also, I thought Long Halloween and Dark Victory did help un-lame Calendar Man.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05447056995172551179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-63626413688251845292007-03-16T12:49:00.001-07:002007-03-16T12:49:00.001-07:00I liked Crazy Quilt.And, you know, Signalman is pr...I liked Crazy Quilt.<BR/><BR/>And, you know, Signalman is pretty high on the list of "loser characters who could be made incredibly cool by Grant Morrisson". It would probably involve lectures about semiotics and Foucault and Derrida. But, hell, in a good way.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Doug M.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-68182700545376021792007-03-16T12:49:00.000-07:002007-03-16T12:49:00.000-07:00To be fair to the Signalman, while he may have fai...To be fair to the Signalman, while he may have failed against Batman, he <B>did</B> manage to steal the Phantom's pants to use as his very own.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-15872810705798098562007-03-16T11:18:00.000-07:002007-03-16T11:18:00.000-07:00Jason said... You are correct. He did use a trash ...<B>Jason</B> said... <BR/><BR/><I>You are correct. He did use a trash can lid, which is actually pretty impressive. If he'd just dropped the whole 'Crazy Quilt' nonsense and the ridiculous costume and just focused on beating sidekicks with a trash can lid, we'd all be singing his praises today.</I><BR/><BR/>Somebody call Marvel--I think he has a future as the replacement Captain America.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-55715304036300511732007-03-16T10:57:00.000-07:002007-03-16T10:57:00.000-07:00Rande said...Yes! And if memory serves, he didn't ...Rande said...<BR/><BR/>Yes! And if memory serves, he didn't even use a crowbar. Although I'm half-remembering a trash can lid. Is that right? <BR/><BR/>You are correct. He did use a trash can lid, which is actually pretty impressive. If he'd just dropped the whole 'Crazy Quilt' nonsense and the ridiculous costume and just focused on beating sidekicks with a trash can lid, we'd all be singing his praises today.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18150861370626334734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-16103954325933059442007-03-16T10:53:00.000-07:002007-03-16T10:53:00.000-07:00Dave, you've spell it "Singalman" a few times.Of c...Dave, you've spell it "Singalman" a few times.<BR/><BR/>Of course, I often mis-type my <I>own last name</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11827637.post-54740165053364221872007-03-16T10:43:00.000-07:002007-03-16T10:43:00.000-07:00...he did beat the ever living crap outta Jason To...<I>...he did beat the ever living crap outta Jason Todd before the Joker did...</I><BR/><BR/>Yes! And if memory serves, he didn't even use a crowbar. Although I'm half-remembering a trash can lid. Is that right? <BR/><BR/>Ah, pre-crisis. How I miss thee. Sometimes. <BR/><BR/>RAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com